United Thread - 2022/23

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Stiff Little Wingers said:
I was trying to explain the latest House of Dragon episode to my wife, you know, the one where the Uncle's wife is being buried after being burned alive by her dragon, then the uncle shags his niece who is the Princess and one of her illegitimate sons gets into a fight with the Queens son who has stolen a dragon from the bereaved Black girl with the blonde hair and stabs his eye out resulting in the grown ups all coming down and the Queen literally demanding an eye for an eye but ending up stabbing the Princess instead then her Dad coming in saying "well done", then the Princess and Uncle deciding to fake the death of the Princess's gay husband thus leaving her mother in law with 2 dead children in one night and the Princess and Uncle getting married in a ceremony with an unnatural amount of blood.
Apologies for the odd spoiler there but if you thought that was weird you need to watch this video.
I've honestly not seen anything as funny for ages.
Firstly, not sure what makes you do this sort of thing- is there any money in it or are you just a self publicist?
The woman is not a true rag or football fan, she basically seems to be going through the different stages of a relationship breakdown and at the end has obviously forgotten the last one and found someone else whilst sipping a cappuccino frappachino reading a slim volume.
The black guy does as BlueMC says, call Phil a Mancunian twat. He just comes across as especially thick.
The guy who thinks he's funny does come out with a good line "it's as embarrassing like watching your parents have sex". But I personating Spitty when your team is getting murdered shows he does not get out. He reminds me of the Alan Partridge superman Yorkshire man - the sort of nutter who if by chance he met anyone who worked at the swamp - he'd kidnap them, keep them in his bedroom and tattoo their body with images of Phil Jones.
The oh my god man, I first of all thought was a Geordie but he's South Asian. Ironic though that as the rag goals went in p, that would be the time to shout "oh my fucking hod, it's a goal" but certainly for the last one he seems calm.
The shouty man certainly needs medical help as I'm not sure who he's talking to.
The American one I suspect is still evading the FBI after the Capitol coup as he seems to be in the dark and I could swear there is a pair of horns and a bearskin hanging up.
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When the blonde woman starts shouting haaland needs a drug test, could be slander that, if I was erling I would sue her just for giggles
 
Alan Harper's Tash said:
Fortunately, that isn’t the case as the people moaning about inhalers at the scousers would be in the same boat.
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Not really as the drugs they are allegedly using are legal if you have asthma, she doesn't state what drugs he is using, like I said would sue her for giggles, would be pocket change for the big man, and that gobshite would shit her rag knickers
 
JASR said:
You forgot about a few others that are on their last year of contract...
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So they either need to pay De Gea a load to stay, or buy a new expensive GK.
2x new backs or pay Shaw & Dalot.
new midfielder or pay Fred.
new left winger or pay Rashford.

That's a lot of pay increases (or possibly a bit of cash in january), or a lot of new players
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And 10 months has told the board not to renew anyones contract until he decides who warrants it
 
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