United Thread - 2022/23

[splinter]

Scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum SCUM FUCKING SHITE SCUM.

©Monty Python

Admit it you all counted the scum's to see if I'd got it right. ;)

I hate these cunts now more than I've ever done and that's fucking saying something..but I'm good with that

 

[big gaz]

There wasn't much chat on the Champions League Games 1/2 November '22 thread involving Manchester United tonight, haven't they found what they are looking for (yet) Ok I will stop now!

Foooook off ;-)

 

[117 M34]

What result do they need to win the group and avoid the extra games?

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

What result do they need to win the group and avoid the extra games?

I think 2-0 would do it. Might be 2 clear goals.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

I actually don't see those Asian lads at the swamp these days. They used to be right beside the "dug out" area. Maybe it's just a simple case of them moving seats?

The one on the right owned a newsagents round the corner when I used to live in Hulme.

He was alright for a rag and we used to have a good laugh about football

 

[Aba452]

I used work within spitting distance of the swamp for many years. One of the many many weird things was that newsagents near Lou "dysentry" macari. The Indian bloke I think was blind and wore thick black shades. His greeting of choice when you were brave enough to enter was "Yes Yes?"

I can only assume he made many ladies happy cos that feller had the most sensitive fingertips imaginable. Purely on touch he could tell what chocolate and newspaper combo you were buying. Truly dexterous.

It's also gotta be said the place had an eyewatering choice of razz mags!!! Might explain his shades.....

 

[JASR]

Oops

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

They are scraping results every week , West Ham did more than enough for a point , Muck Tag has done well to organise that rabble and put FakeRonaldo in his place , but it was only a couple of weeks ago these scummy bastards were losing 1-6 at the Etihad and we took the foot off the throttle , we really could have scored ten that day.

And that is the shameful thing. Pep should have absolutely slaughtered them and stuck them right back in there box. Now they have had a resurgence from that as their confidence wasn’t fucked up.

 

[mike1923]

Shit cunts

 

[N1985]

Twatted over two legs in February it is then