United Thread - 2022/23

[manimanc]

Come on the glazers, dig in and don't budge, set the selling price at a ridiculous amount so nobody will touch it.

 

[bluelol]

Yes, but only if the plan is to brick the windows etc etc ....If once we've burnt it down we can set it to pasture for alpacas then I'm definitely in.

Hitler had the best idea when he bombed the place and turned it into the hole that the place is.!!

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

I meant “Ronny”. Oh how giddy they were in his return!! I had one tell me he’ll win them the champions league

The rags could have sold Ronaldo in the transfer window but didnt. Now he walks away. That's great business lol

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Statement from the Glazers & United.

More via the link.

Manchester United plc (NYSE:MANU), one of the most successful and historic sports clubs in the world, announces today that the Company’s Board of Directors (the “Board”) is commencing a process to explore strategic alternatives for the club.

The process is designed to enhance the club's future growth, with the ultimate goal of positioning the club to capitalize on opportunities both on the pitch and commercially.

As part of this process, the Board will consider all strategic alternatives, including new investment into the club, a sale, or other transactions involving the Company.

There can be no assurance that the review being undertaken will result in any transaction involving the Company. Manchester United does not intend to make further announcements regarding the review unless and until the Board has approved a specific transaction or other course of action requiring a formal announcement.

United to explore strategic alternatives

The Board of Directors announces a process designed to enhance the club's future growth.

www.manutd.com

So they’re not actually for sale. A sale is just one of the alternatives they might consider.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

That’s Lingard, Pogba & Ronaldo gone now, I think the proper laughing days could be coming to an end. Shame.

Oh ye of little faith. The next rag multi billion dollar fuckup is only ever a transfer window away. They could build a time machine, teleport back to 2008 and buy Messi, and it’d still be a disaster.

 

[mac]

The yanks and dips are selling because the closed shop Super League isn't happening. That seems to rule out Yank investment in either.
China has put the brakes on Chinese investors, no Russians. The middle east ? I somehow doubt it. Looking at us and Newcastle, they buy the clubs with potential to grow. I think the dips will struggle to sell at the price they eant. The rags supposedly have the Ineos fellah. He would use borrowed money but it really is a bad time to go into debt.
Personally I think the rags won't be sold, it's a ploy to keep them in the news.

A ploy to make their share price rise. Glazers then plunder money for crimbo shopping. Win win

 

[halfcenturyup]

So they’re not actually for sale. A sale is just one of the alternatives they might consider.

Just corporate-speak for Get Me Out Of Here.

 

[markstephenhickey]

Wanting between 6-9 billion.

Needs a full stadium revamp ontop.

Carrington needs rebuilding.

Players need to be bought.

Liverpool also on the market as competition for a bidder.


Lol good luck.

 

[ysmsa]

So they’re not actually for sale. A sale is just one of the alternatives they might consider.

Yep, that's how I see it too.

Anything is for sale at any time for the right price!

This has been knocked up on what would have been an embarrassing day for the Club.
The returng hero fucks off after taking a fortune out and exposing a whole list of truths about them. Shit squad, shit facilities and unprofessionism.

Remember the fan fanfare when he arrived, apparently he snubbed us and was to take them to the title!

This genius manager of theirs has them in exactly the same position they were in a year ago!

Compare to Eddie Howe for example who has transformed the Mags.

 

[BlueRockape]

Listening to slimey Stone this morning it's ours and Newcastle fault ; )