United Thread - 2022/23

[MafeotulBlue]

I'm not laughing at the benefit of these two disease ridden genitalia of clubs which have scoured the English Football for too long.

I'm fucking smug, can't wait till the Arab world get a hold of these two "holier than thou'".

Then it'll be really funny. That's when you laugh.

 

[Protein Junkie]

What’s Kim Jong-un up to ? Surely he’s got a few bob to invest ?
He could even get a few games at left back in lieu of his doppelgänger.

 

[Manx Blue]

FUCK OFF MITTEN YOU ****.

WE PASSED FFP, SO GO FUCK YOUSELF.

 

[MafeotulBlue]

FUCK OFF MITTEN YOU ****.

WE PASSED FFP, SO GO FUCK YOUSELF.

What?

 

[Blue Mist]

Yes, but only if the plan is to brick the windows etc etc ....If once we've burnt it down we can set it to pasture for alpacas then I'm definitely in.

Hey I'm an open book ( as some fuckwit said on one of them team building days)
I was more for just letting it rot and fall down naturally, so maybe 10 years, but I like your idea.

 

[Levyblue]

What?

he said that FFP should be properly enforced and not circumnavigated by clubs with deep pockets who buy the worlds best lawyers

 

[Bluesince1979]

I know that when “ronny” went to united, pep categorically didnt want him, whatever hes said since. And yeah we were used to leverage a deal at the shit.

But … the immature, petty side of me would like him to come to us and do well. At 37 snd not a team player, thats highly unlikely, i know, but be funny

 

[Bluesince1979]

he said that FFP should be properly enforced and not circumnavigated by clubs with deep pockets who buy the worlds best lawyers

Clearly we know by now that its not the clubs style, but id love us to immediately threaten to sue for defamation unless an immediate back track and apology is received

 

[andyhinch]

It would be far too sexist of me to answer that question truthfully, but can leave it to your imagination, as a man of the world.

Plus she is a dipper lover- allegedly .

I’m thinking golf balls and hose pipes for some reason :-)

 

[Blue Mist]

Yank investment not wholly out of the question, but the field is smaller. They would need a rich man/men who are very vain. Pop stars and film stars spring to mind.
Dubai might be interested provided they haven’t bought the dips first.
Ineos put in a late bid for Chelsea, so……
Somebody might consider moving them to a purpose built complex along Etihad campus lines and selling existing site for commercial development.
I think it’s all about the investment needed into the Old Toilet and Glazers short of cash.

Pop stars/film stars ? 8 billion of their own money, nah don't see it.
Dubai, like I say, why spend all that when you could get Leeds for millions, the middle eat go for growth and profit.
The Ineos bid for Chelsea was never a serios one, proper business men don't bid after the deadline, that was a look at me statement. A pint at the Grey Horse says he does not buy them.
Moving them to a purpose built complex... where ? City and United were offered the COMS, we had the sense to say yes. They were too proud, Old Trafford etc etc wankers etc.
800 mill gets you a new stadium, on top of your 8 billion hmmm