United Thread - 2022/23

[waspish]

This is a proper Oki koki isn't it?

MSN

Bayern Munich it is then.... isn't it?

Bayern already said they not interested in Ronaldo

 

[Ric]

He looks thrilled to be modelling their new kit.

 

[BigJoe#1]

Bayern already said they not interested in Ronaldo

But.... but... but Ronaldo says

Report reveals Ronaldo’s new club as Man Utd denials are just part of ‘media strategy’​

... and if Ronaldo says it, then it must be true... and who the fuck do you think you are to even question a single word of the Maestro you worthless humble being you!

To quote the article....

However, Italian publication TuttoMercatoWeb claims that Ronaldo ‘has chosen’ to join Bayern Munich this summer with the ‘denials’ just a ‘media strategy’ from both clubs.

 

[BigJoe#1]

He looks thrilled to be modelling their new kit.

They've had to hold back the new promotional video because of Ronaldo's impending departure.... Oh to be beholden to one so magnificent.

 

[Ric]

I cannot fuckin believe it....

Just switched to Slk Sports News (I dont buy their sports package)... a full blown documentary on thier shit dutch manager.....

WHY? WYF has he achieved?

Cant wait until they're in the bottom half of the table come October! Den Who???

They really are an embarrassment.

They have to fill their schedule somehow during pre-season, and anything United related will get relatively high viewing figures. Not really worth getting annoyed about!

 

[Blue Mist]

Ronnie is clearly on strike. You can dress it up how you like, you can even lie about it and say it is family reasons but, he is refusing to train and refusing to play in a pre season game.
Because the rags don't want bad publicity they will NOT say he is on strike this means they cannot fine him or withdraw wages.
Their stupidity means he gets 500k a week. Move over Billy Smart there is a new circus in town.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

He looks thrilled to be modelling their new kit.

 

[mat]

He looks thrilled to be modelling their new kit.

Looks like a poor AI version of his face put on a mannequin.

 

[mat]

Ronnie is clearly on strike. You can dress it up how you like, you can even lie about it and say it is family reasons but, he is refusing to train and refusing to play in a pre season game.
Because the rags don't want bad publicity they will NOT say he is on strike this means they cannot fine him or withdraw wages.
Their stupidity means he gets 500k a week. Move over Billy Smart there is a new circus in town.

Indeed.

Imagine how Sky would have framed KDB doing it with us?

Ashton offering them in house propaganda content to keep them sweet.

 

[Cobwebcat]

He looks thrilled to be modelling their new kit.

He looks like a spoilt toddler.