NB read in a breathtaking Sky/BT advertisement style:
It’s the big one on Tuesday. THE biggest cup competition (just the one match) ever.
The ‘Bangkok last century cup’ :
Liverpool vs United.
Can United break their trophy drought?
Will Liverpool set off on their quest for the fabled quintuple?
Will the fans leave the stadium after watching their idol (a K-pop singer) perform pre-match, so they don’t have to endure the match?
Will the extra weeks training mean united players can understand Ten Hag’s instructions for ‘left’ and ‘right’?
Can Liverpool recover from losing their Coutinho perennial grip on the net spend (2nd biggest) trophy, to the ‘insane spending’ Manchester City?
Tune in on Tuesday for the answer to all these questions , and more!
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