United Thread - 2022/23

[RadcliffeRick]

Fuck me I turned over to watch the darts at 2-0 and woke up this morning learning I'd missed the greatest comedy since Fawlty Towers.

I was thinking "Sevilla are useless, they are never going to score" turns out I was right lmao.

They sub contracted it out :-)

 

[Bettys Bell]

Harry Maguire the gift that keeps on giving .

 

[bluebc]

From a pessimistic flappers point of view I’d be quite happy for the rags to go all the way and win it as the final is 3 days before the f a cup final which imho will be between us and them

 

[nmc]

What was the attendance at old toilet last night it’s not on any match report I’ve seen….

 

[SWPISHOME]

From a pessimistic flappers point of view I’d be quite happy for the rags to go all the way and win it as the final is 3 days before the f a cup final which imho will be between us and them

They could have a 6 week break before they play us in the final and we would still tear them a new one.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

From a pessimistic flappers point of view I’d be quite happy for the rags to go all the way and win it as the final is 3 days before the f a cup final which imho will be between us and them

Have you seen their injury list? Brighton will wipe the floor with em, De Zerbi is no fool, he won’t play the occasion or the history of the team, he’ll set them up to play the 11 in front of em

 

[nmc]

What was the attendance at old toilet last night it’s not on any match report I’ve seen….

Found it….

MATCH INFO​

Stadium

Stadium:	Old Trafford
Attendance:	0
Available Capacity:	74.879

 

[Grassland Blue]

De Gea and Shaw?!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

You’re either a prowler, burglar or you spelt wank wrong :-)

Haha no we're having a full bathroom refit so have to use the (having a beer one) outside in garden.

 

[Franny 1234]

I met a proper united supporter in Spoons last night after the match.
He lives within 5 miles of the swamp, check.
Supported them all his life (now in his 60's) check
Doesn't know whether they are playing this Thursday or 'is it next week, not sure'. Check

I was a hospital ward of 4 guys
3 rags and me.
Honestly they have no idea.
Rashford is amazing since he started his purple patch against Grimsby?
The dwarf is world class ?
LiVARpool away was a one off ?
Best thing that's happened to them City beating them 6-3( they won the second half) embarrassing so-called fans.CITD.