United Thread - 2022/23

[NZBlue]

Seeing it in slow motion is even funnier.

Sure plays a mean pinball

 

[LesBleuMiserable]

Just seen their latest account reporting their debt is now at 1 billion lmfao

Every little helps!

 

[deegee33]

Here you go.... she turned up for Ragnicks first game, greeting him as the new saviour....
Can you imagine having to spend 90 mins sat next to / around her?

https://www.youtube.com/@AliceTalksFootball/featured

@alicetalksfootball ! Might as well tune into deegee33 talks sewage treatment remedies for Philadelphia 1955.

I'm just as competent in the subject matter.

 

[deegee33]

Sure plays a mean pinball

Plays like a deaf, dumb and blind kid.

 

[NZBlue]

Haha fucking hell! You almost have to pity Maguire!
At least jones has a worth heir to continue his comedy at the scum!

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Haha, cunts.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Haha watched them score to go one up, checked a little later it was 2-0 them binned it off.

Nice surprise to wake up to for my middle of the night walk to have a piss.

You’re either a prowler, burglar or you spelt wank wrong :-)

 

[waspish]

With the injuries they have, there's a chance they fuck the top 4 up. A small chance but we live in hope.

Forest (A) on Sunday, no Rashford, Martinez and possibly Varane.

Come on Forest!

The officials will step up..

 

[PaulPowerScreamer]

Fuck me I turned over to watch the darts at 2-0 and woke up this morning learning I'd missed the greatest comedy since Fawlty Towers.

I was thinking "Sevilla are useless, they are never going to score" turns out I was right lmao.

 

[pride in battle]

Tonight I watched the United match in a pub in Wythenshawe. Me and my friend got a little high pitched when seville equalised. 2 bald united fans started getting loud saying why weren't we in there on Tuesday night when city played. When I explained we were both at the game instead of watching it on the TV, you should have seen his face drop.

I love soccer

Soccer!!! ???

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Fuck me I turned over to watch the darts at 2-0 and woke up this morning learning I'd missed the greatest comedy since Fawlty Towers.

I was thinking "Sevilla are useless, they are never going to score" turns out I was right lmao.

They sub contracted it out :-)

 

[Bettys Bell]

Harry Maguire the gift that keeps on giving .

 

[bluebc]

From a pessimistic flappers point of view I’d be quite happy for the rags to go all the way and win it as the final is 3 days before the f a cup final which imho will be between us and them

 

[nmc]

What was the attendance at old toilet last night it’s not on any match report I’ve seen….

 

[SWPISHOME]

From a pessimistic flappers point of view I’d be quite happy for the rags to go all the way and win it as the final is 3 days before the f a cup final which imho will be between us and them

They could have a 6 week break before they play us in the final and we would still tear them a new one.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

From a pessimistic flappers point of view I’d be quite happy for the rags to go all the way and win it as the final is 3 days before the f a cup final which imho will be between us and them

Have you seen their injury list? Brighton will wipe the floor with em, De Zerbi is no fool, he won’t play the occasion or the history of the team, he’ll set them up to play the 11 in front of em

 

[nmc]

What was the attendance at old toilet last night it’s not on any match report I’ve seen….

Found it….

MATCH INFO​

Stadium

Stadium:	Old Trafford
Attendance:	0
Available Capacity:	74.879

 

[Grassland Blue]

De Gea and Shaw?!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

You’re either a prowler, burglar or you spelt wank wrong :-)

Haha no we're having a full bathroom refit so have to use the (having a beer one) outside in garden.

 

[Franny 1234]

I met a proper united supporter in Spoons last night after the match.
He lives within 5 miles of the swamp, check.
Supported them all his life (now in his 60's) check
Doesn't know whether they are playing this Thursday or 'is it next week, not sure'. Check

I was a hospital ward of 4 guys
3 rags and me.
Honestly they have no idea.
Rashford is amazing since he started his purple patch against Grimsby?
The dwarf is world class ?
LiVARpool away was a one off ?
Best thing that's happened to them City beating them 6-3( they won the second half) embarrassing so-called fans.CITD.