United Thread - 2022/23

[kippaxwarrior]

That Maguire own goal is a thing of absolute beauty especially in slow motion.

It's almost like the ball gets pulled into the gravitational field of his head and then suddenly bounces of it straight into the net.

De Gea is so shocked he doesn't dive until it's nearly crossed the line

 

[JTFactsPlz]

Next time an asteroid is on a collision course with Earth, can we send Maguire into space to get his forehead on it?

Not advisable unless we wish to bring about the end of life as we know it. Pretty sure he'd only manage to help it on it's way.

 

[splinter]

Forgot these cunts was playing..oh dear

 

[Sir peace frog]

Lizandro martinez seems to be out with a bad injury, united aren't the same side without the giant Central defender, with him they win 66% of games without him they win 83% haha they are better without him, thought he was the second coming of baresi

 

[blue b4 the moon]

That Maguire own goal is a thing of absolute beauty especially in slow motion.

It's almost like the ball gets pulled into the gravitational field of his head and then suddenly bounces of it straight into the net.

De Gea is so shocked he doesn't dive until it's nearly crossed the line

Not quite a Pollock but certainly up there with Dunnymonsters best.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Didn’t even check the score out until this morning.
Ycnmiu - Easter Island get in there !!!
Vile 2 Seville 2.

 

[Koniec]

Didn’t even check the score out until this morning.
Ycnmiu - Easter Island get in there !!!
Vile 2 Seville 2.

Easter Island. I salute you sir.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Lizandro martinez seems to be out with a bad injury, united aren't the same side without the giant Central defender, with him they win 66% of games without him they win 83% haha they are better without him, thought he was the second coming of baresi

Giant Central defender? Doesn't he play for Lilliput.

 

[journolud]

Forgot these cunts was playing..oh dear

So did they

 

[East Level 2]

Have you seen their injury list? Brighton will wipe the floor with em, De Zerbi is no fool, he won’t play the occasion or the history of the team, he’ll set them up to play the 11 in front of em

It's not the eleven in front of them Brighton have to worry about. As we saw on Saturday.