United Thread - 2022/23

[East Level 2]

If a clown like McGuire can score past De Gea how come too many opposing forwards fail?
Rags score four in European masterclass.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

That Maguire own goal is a thing of absolute beauty especially in slow motion.

It's almost like the ball gets pulled into the gravitational field of his head and then suddenly bounces of it straight into the net.

De Gea is so shocked he doesn't dive until it's nearly crossed the line

Yer just a shit Richard Dunne, a shit Richard Duuunnnnnnneeee

 

[frothy]

Poor Alice has chucked in the towel

Best Football I've ever seen WTF

 

[aguero93:20]

Not advisable unless we wish to bring about the end of life as we know it. Pretty sure he'd only manage to help it on it's way.

Nah just don't tell him he's defending the earth, tell him he has to stop it from hitting the sun.

 

[aguero93:20]

De Gea is so shocked he doesn't dive until it's nearly crossed the line

That's normal.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Just compare her to our Jackie, who has gone home and away for as long as most of us can remember, who rings into to Talksport to defend us win lose or draw.

That spoilt little shite Alice hasn't got a clue ha!

The medical expertise of Slack and Goldberg is legendary, 6 to 12 months Wow !

Forgot these cunts was playing..oh dear

If it's Friday it's Crackerjack, if it's Thursday it's the rag's.

 

[crazyg]

Starring:
Jesus Nevas.
Maguire.

Spanish Inquisition II

Coming soon to a made for TV movie channel soon. A Thursday night comedy.

Is there trouble at t'mill again?

 

[remember arthur mann]

Poor Alice has chucked in the towel

BSE making a comeback.

 

[halfcenturyup]

Poor Alice has chucked in the towel

I like Alice.

 

[remember arthur mann]

It's not so much the own goal but the way he celebrated it.