United Thread - 2022/23

[Pollocksheader]

It’s worse blues getting worked up over united friendlies. They are irrelevant. Treat them that way

 

[Gazza]

The BBC selection of televised FA cup ties once the rags are involved is a massive indicator.

Gary Lineker at the FA Cup third round draw
"Off we go to the draw, let's see which team draws Manchester United or in other words - which team will be televised live on the BBC, over to you for the draw Rio and no escaping through the toilet window".

 

[dadnlad]

Watching it via some Aussie stream (I think)
The amount of rolling around on the floor and looking for the ref is outrageous.
Young kids, Malada or something similar, lost the ball to a challenge, screamed, jumped up and twisted in the air looking at the ref.
The ball went out of play for a rag throwing and he limped about 3 steps than ran to take it.
As I'm typing this the same kid has just fallen to the floor after being nudged, earning himself a FK.

Howard Webb effect

 

[blue for life]

Didn’t realise Palace have left a load of first team regulars in the UK who weren’t able to travel for ‘various reasons’

 

[waspish]

Howard Webb effect

Yep they have a game tonight a stronger team rags playing the team they start the season with

 

[SebastianBlue]

It’s worse blues getting worked up over united friendlies. They are irrelevant. Treat them that way

Nah, I’ll laugh at them if I want.

Have to savour the simple pleasures as the world burns.

 

[Gingers Dad]

In the last 24 hours, Chris Wheeler (didn't he used to write for the MEN?) Of the Daily Mail has brought us;

Erik Ten Hag reveals he HASN'T spoken to Cristiano Ronaldo since he asked to leave Manchester United​

Erik ten Hag tells Harry Maguire to 'prove' his quality after Man United sign Lisandro Martinez​

Erik ten Hag issues strict time-keeping rules as he vows to stamp out ill-discipline at Man United​

Erik ten Hag admits he would like to buy English players but claims they are too EXPENSIVE​

Erik Ten Hag reveals he has spoken to Sir Alex Ferguson about taking over at Manchester United​

Man Utd: Erik ten Hag issues strict time-keeping rules as he vows to stamp out ill-discipline​

Man Utd: Erik ten Hag is the studious, serious boss ready to rule Old Trafford with an iron fist​

CHRIS WHEELER: Erik ten Hag is a new breed of United with no interest in football’s circus​

If I was Ten Hag I'd be on serious stalker alert. It's hilarious in some ways, the higher they build these chumps up the farther they fall when reality bites. Long may it continue.

Erik Ten Hag asks where he can park

 

[Blue Mist]

Apparently maguire being booed at every touch. Think that's really harsh to be honest, I don't understand how you could go to a match and boo your own player.

Perhaps they couldn't get flights to Easter Island?

 

[dublin-blue]

Fair play to ten hag. They've won the league in august and September before but winning the league in july is a serious achievement

 

[Blue Mist]

Didn’t realise Palace have left a load of first team regulars in the UK who weren’t able to travel for ‘various reasons’

Are they on strike like Wantawayron?