United Thread - 2022/23

[KentBlue]

Personally, I wouldn't go anywhere near either the rags or the dippers forums: how you people manage it is beyond me. I would be wary of contamination, of being infected by the dreadful virus of dipperism and/or ragism. The symptoms are too dreadful to even mention in case there are children reading this. Suffice to say there is no known cure, so ultimately you spend the rest of your life being a grade A çunt. You become a know-all who knows fuck-all, a socially isolated leper with a distinct body odour problem. Your replica shirt that your mum bought for you so long ago is now faded to a light grey colour and hardly fits around your obscenely rotund abdomen.
You spend all your time in your bedroom with a Toshiba laptop watching fetish porn and drooling saliva at the sight of female genitalia - because it's the closest you will ever get to a real one.
You go on one of your clubs' fans forum and try to pass yourself off as a die-hard season ticket holder, never missed a home game for over 20 years and is so well known to the club that the players and the manager acknowledge your presence at every match with a cheery wave and a welcoming grin.

Meanwhile, in the real world, the rest of us are laughing ourselves into a state of near collapse at your expense.

The moral of this sad tale is never, ever, under any circumstances become a rag or a dipper fan.

 

[Pam]

Ten hag looks like he's doing the right thinghs. He's separated the wheat from the chaff and getting rid of the poison from the dressing room. The stars he does have, the actual quality are playing a more pressing style and it looks like they're garnering some belief in themselves. Rashford clearly has talent and he might be back to his best, same with Sancho. They've actually got quite a good team tbf :(

Poundshop Pep.

 

[Pam]

Exactly. During the 90 minutes Bayern absolutely battered them. I seem to remember Bayern hitting post or crossbar a couple of times & Schmeical keeping the score down. Before the game went into extra time Bayern should have been out of sight.

It was a fluke end all flikes. The scum have short memories.

 

[Pam]

It is amusing to read, I remember after the 6-1 someone said it did not really matter, to which a Mancunian replied " that he had to go in to work with the "bitter blue bastards " and they were going to be merciless

It's hilarious when they refer to us as "Citeh". It takes a serious brain cell deficiency to use that term without recognising the irony of that. The bitter Caf is full of such knobheads.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Ten bob got a billion pound squad he should be winning the league with it

I remember Sky getting giddy too.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I remember Sky getting giddy too.

This should be kept along with the old banner pic.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

OMFG, this guy better watch his sodium levels. Too much salt can kill. He is literally celebrating the fact that Haaland didn't score in either leg. Do they hear themelves? They're hurting and we're loving it, whatever happens.

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Wow - a new low, even for these no mark fan channels. What a grade A tw#t.

 

[Pam]

This should be kept along with the old banner pic.

Forgive me for saying so, but isn't the Europa League more a sign of failure than success.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Rashford nominated for player of the year....

Is this a wind up.
Surley he can't.
Can he

He’s 33/1 to win the bloody Ballon d’or

 

[TinFoilHat]

Forgive me for saying so, but isn't the Europa League more a sign of failure than success.

Thursday nights are fucking shite.