KentBlue
Well-Known Member
Personally, I wouldn't go anywhere near either the rags or the dippers forums: how you people manage it is beyond me. I would be wary of contamination, of being infected by the dreadful virus of dipperism and/or ragism. The symptoms are too dreadful to even mention in case there are children reading this. Suffice to say there is no known cure, so ultimately you spend the rest of your life being a grade A çunt. You become a know-all who knows fuck-all, a socially isolated leper with a distinct body odour problem. Your replica shirt that your mum bought for you so long ago is now faded to a light grey colour and hardly fits around your obscenely rotund abdomen.
You spend all your time in your bedroom with a Toshiba laptop watching fetish porn and drooling saliva at the sight of female genitalia - because it's the closest you will ever get to a real one.
You go on one of your clubs' fans forum and try to pass yourself off as a die-hard season ticket holder, never missed a home game for over 20 years and is so well known to the club that the players and the manager acknowledge your presence at every match with a cheery wave and a welcoming grin.
Meanwhile, in the real world, the rest of us are laughing ourselves into a state of near collapse at your expense.
The moral of this sad tale is never, ever, under any circumstances become a rag or a dipper fan.
You spend all your time in your bedroom with a Toshiba laptop watching fetish porn and drooling saliva at the sight of female genitalia - because it's the closest you will ever get to a real one.
You go on one of your clubs' fans forum and try to pass yourself off as a die-hard season ticket holder, never missed a home game for over 20 years and is so well known to the club that the players and the manager acknowledge your presence at every match with a cheery wave and a welcoming grin.
Meanwhile, in the real world, the rest of us are laughing ourselves into a state of near collapse at your expense.
The moral of this sad tale is never, ever, under any circumstances become a rag or a dipper fan.
