United Thread - 2022/23

[pride in battle]

He's a one trick pony, stop him from cutting in to the left and you've owned him. I don't think he even knows what his right foot is for.

If he plays, Akanji should eat him alive, perfect, right footed defender playing left back :)

 

[RodneyRodney]

Good shout, and the view at Goodison is an upgrade on the view at the swamp, what’s not to like.

Only if Everton are playing

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

If he plays, Akanji should eat him alive, perfect, right footed defender playing left back :)

Our defence have had some good practice coming up against quick wide players in Coman, Sane, Rodrygo and Vincicous Junior in the last few months. Hopefully another test they can deal with on Saturday.

 

[Kippax77]

What a fucking surprise. After going off on a stretcher that bag of slack pissflaps Antony might be ready for the cup final. According to the BBC…

Erik ten Hag said on Sunday that the 23-year-old Brazilian will "probably" recover from his ankle injury in time for Saturday's final.

He was actually CRYING after grazing his knee on the grass last week.
Yet he'll be swanning around the pitch on Saturday as though he's ten men and trying to act all Gerrard Wellhard the fucking little gimp

 

[N1985]

Neymar.

Yep that'll end well.

He'll fit in well there, diving, cheating **** who shags family members.

 

[KentBlue]

They are going to get away with full-bloodied assaults on our players. They will surround the ref and scream abuse at him at every single decision they don't agree with. They will throw themselves down in our penalty area and look pleadingly at the ref every 30 seconds or so. They will pull our player's shirts, trip them up, kick them and spit at them when in their own area, but no cards or penalties will be shown...and the media will collectively say nothing.
Not a single syllable of criticism will be spoken about the rags. Not one so-called 'pundit' will dare to call them out for what they are, and what everybody who is watching the game will already know. There will be absolutely no mention of the money the rags have spent on their team, and we will see continuous shots of the crimson-faced pisscan sneering contemptuously at those around (except of course, if Howard Webb is nearby, then it will be a fellatio-marathon for all to see in glorious high definition).

If it's a game of football, then we win. If it's down to cheating, diving, ref/linesman intimidation and every fucking low-down dirty trick in the book, then I'm afraid it's no treble for us this year.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

In all competitions Harry Kane has scored 32 goals, Erling Haaland has scored 52. He won’t break Dixie Dean’s record, however he has smashed Premier League records that have stood for nearly 30 years. Some of the all in stats for players he has beaten have stood for over a 100 years, and that’s when they didn’t have subs. Why can’t people look past what team they support and recognise what a season Haaland has had?

Cole slips seamlessly into the category 'Bitter Rag bastard'. It's a fairly well established and heavily populated category which has increased in size exponentially since 2008. I can't quite put my finger on why...

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Not a single syllable of criticism will be spoken about the rags. Not one so-called 'pundit' will dare to call them out for what they are, and what everybody who is watching the game will already know.

It's been happening since around 1968.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Neymar.

Yep that'll end well.

He'll fit in well there, diving, cheating **** who shags family members.

They'll feed BS to the press about Neymar coming and will end up signing Vardy.

 

[Deepest Blue]

Love their new 23/24 away kit. Got my order in already.