United Thread - 2022/23

[The Stockport Iniesta]

We’re being linked with Slabhead. I despair.

FFS, I read that and immediately thought the worst.

Then i saw your username and realised Everton, thank fuck.

 

[Nascent Blues]

I love that idiot. Always makes me smile the few times I see his daft face and hear his nonsense opinions.

He's like a lobotomised Zippy from Rainbow.

 

[Vienna_70]

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As clear as day.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

FFS, I read that and immediately thought the worst.

Then i saw your username and realised Everton, thank fuck.

That’s because your club isn’t run by morons. Hoping it’s bullshit, anyhow.

 

[give it to gordon]

We’re being linked with Slabhead. I despair.

According to the press/media its slabhead that improves Johnny Stones when playing for England.

;)

 

[dickie davies]

60 seconds I lasted
Bit of a tough wank, but I made it

 

[Tb1981]

Can I just get this off my chest
United are utter wank and I think next year they won’t get top 4
This season they have been lucky
They got to two cup finals by having every single game at home
They played Everton, reading, West game and Fulham at home
They drew 0-0 with Brighton and got lucky
They did fuck all in the final apart from a dodgy penalty
In the league cup they played villa, Burnley, Charlton all at home then forest and Newcastle
I don’t see anything now I didn’t see under ole
Still play counter attack, can’t win away, can’t control a match
I do enjoy it btw!!!

 

[Tb1981]

Ha ha ha
‘Defend our treble’
Says Alice from cambridge
born………yes you got it…..the year 2000

 

[waspish]

Can I just get this off my chest
United are utter wank and I think next year they won’t get top 4
This season they have been lucky
They got to two cup finals by having every single game at home
They played Everton, reading, West game and Fulham at home
They drew 0-0 with Brighton and got lucky
They did fuck all in the final apart from a dodgy penalty
In the league cup they played villa, Burnley, Charlton all at home then forest and Newcastle
I don’t see anything now I didn’t see under ole
Still play counter attack, can’t win away, can’t control a match
I do enjoy it btw!!!

Ten Bob is a fraud! We all was told and reported he was a possession football manager?! Then after two games he goes to parked bus counter attacking team! This style of football is fine one of cup games but they’ll struggle to push possession football teams to the title! Ten Bob be sacked in 18 months

 

[Blue Mist]

I know and understand your answer, I was making a joke. It is another Johnny Fucking Evans story.

Ah Johnny Fuckin' Evans. The one that got away. He was the missing piece in the jigsaw. Oh what could have been.