United Thread - 2022/23

[Wretched Vengeance]

Have that, you filthy, fucking rag bastards.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Bitterness is off the scale on rawkcafe with each post more bitter than the last.
Didnt they used to call us bitters or something?
This is the same fans who slaughtered our owners over human rights issues only to beg and spread their
cheeks for the qataris.
"never in my lifetime" did i ever think id see the rags equal the scousers for bitterness.

I'm not sure they have equaled Scouse bitterness - have you seen the state of rawk tonight? :-)

 

[bluethrunthru]

Huge flooding reported in the home counties ...... strangely no adverse weather reported........ on scene its reported that the flood waters have a salty almost tear like consistency

 

[Badensbluemoon]

Fuck you you sad fuckers...you are the past and you know we are the future

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Their open top bus parade in 1999 with 2-1 as the route number, a sea of red in our city, going to an arena to show the trophy off, Baconface being knighted, that horrible Lift it High Song, the match report of the final on the front page of every newspaper. I cried and got so angry, I fucking hated it, especially being our rivals.

Now 24 years later, we have not only emulated their season, but fucking beaten it. We won more CL games than them in 1999, they have the worse win percentage of a winner, they only got 79 points in the league and needed a replay to win their FA Cup semi final. They were also runners up in 1997-98.

With us, we have a fantastic win percentage in the CL, have 89 points in the league, never needed a replay in any of our FA Cup games and although they lost 3 games in 1998-99 and we lost five, that is because it's a thougher League than back then. We also went into Europe as English Champions, not runners up.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the greatest team ever in the history of football, and our last ever Premier League treble winners!.

Dry those tears Rio, we have tainted the legacy of your club. The ghosts of 1999 are finally laid to rest.

Marcus the dinner lady, just make those school dinners, because you won't win this.

 

[Captain Flint]

Hello lurking rags, have a nice evening in greater London, make love not domestic violence and don't break your smart (smarter than you anyway) tv. Thanks, bye.

 

[aguero93:20]

Scum

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Fuck you you sad fuckers...you are the past and you know we are the future

So lucky they were back then. Drew 4 group games, won two against Brondby, got past a pedestrian Inter team 2-0 on agg, were so lucky against Juve in the semi, then won a final like a Hollywood movie.

With us we just ripped everyone apart.

 

[Iassel]

Redcafe is in full on meltdown tonight.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Redcafe is in full on meltdown tonight.

I hope their tears taste salty, the tears of unphantomable sadness.

BT Sport to close and the legacy of their fave team is tainted with their last ever CL final!.