United Thread - 2022/23

[jimharri]

Sorry if done already

Fucking hell, Hucknall's not aging well.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I’ve just been checking out the rags-dippers pre-match thread on the cafe and there are quite a few posts on there suggesting that action needs to be taken to postpone the game. Wonder what excuse will be used not to dock them 10 points this time.

Amongst the general despair was this gem…

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A derby? Since when is a rags-dips game a fucking derby?! State of them.

Well they're in the same division. For this season anyway.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Well at least they have some kind of form, I didn't think they had any.

Watching them last night showed they have the worst defence in the PL. Martinez looks like a disaster alongside Maguire. He's even worse than Lindelof which seems difficult to believe. De Gea performed like he has done for years (despite the media propaganda). He misses crosses,can't pass a football, tries to save everything with his feet, and is weak at his near post. They need to replace the entire defence to have any chance of getting in the top ten.

 

[give it to gordon]

Fucking hell, Hucknall's not aging well.

In both pictures !

 

[Sir peace frog]

The tiny ex-footballer in the trousers is Karen Carney. She's there to provide analysis.

The (ahem!) "plump" blonde wearing the tent is Kelly Cates, who is Kenny Daglish's daughter. She's there to host the show.

Hope that clears things up.

haha , that clears it up nicely :)

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

This is the footage

Love that Brentford fan waving cheerily at Ronaldo as he sulks off.

Oh and why do they use the word feck on shitcafe? Whenever I see that dirge posted/quoted on here every post contains the word feck and it really pisses me off. Glad they lost 4-0 for many and obvious reasons. There's another. One of their forums substituting a good English swear word for something that was barely funny in an Irish sitcom 3 decades ago. Whoppers.

 

[Elbow beards]

Take it the shirts are back in the cupboard. Be very hard to see one this week :(

It's because zebra pants and red don't match.

 

[tregyblue61]

Take it the shirts are back in the cupboard. Be very hard to see one this week :(

If klipperty was in charge, he would blame the colour of the pitch for yesterdays embarrassment.

 

[mexico1970]

 

[bavarian blue]

I’m convinced he definitely let the first one in ..

Fucking hell, Hucknall's not aging well.

Nobody light a match !

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Love that Brentford fan waving cheerily at Ronaldo as he sulks off.

Oh and why do they use the word feck on shitcafe? Whenever I see that dirge posted/quoted on here every post contains the word feck and it really pisses me off. Glad they lost 4-0 for many and obvious reasons. There's another. One of their forums substituting a good English swear word for something that was barely funny in an Irish sitcom 3 decades ago. Whoppers.

Pisses me off that too,

I though it must be an auto-censor, but them I remembered they're all Irish

 

[El_george]

If that's right then I reckon it's Rashford or his agent. Because at exactly the same time the PSG rumours about him started to circulate around the press.

He's got two years left and they are pushing for a mega deal

It is a big problem for United. Despite what the manager said recently, I think they would love to sell him, but I don't think they want to be seen to be pushing him out of the door because of his commendable work with children in deprivation and also getting kids - especially boys - into reading.

I definitely agree that Rashford's team started the PSG rumours and he may be the leak if there was one that Shearer is 'convinced' about. Apparently PSG have pulled out (as if they were ever in!) and at £60 million I'm not surprised.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Was he not out jumped by Mee who was sitting on his arse for tge third. Can remember as too busy laughing my socks off

Yeah Mee nearly had to bend down to head it, but like you I was still chuckling at the rags attempt to play out from the back

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Fucking hell, Hucknall's not aging well.

You wouldn’t do having to spend your weekend watching that shite and having to sit next to old piss pot Fergie.

 

[give it to gordon]

Neville " he has to get on a plane to Manchester"

Er no he doesnt plus why Manchester what's wrong with going to Trafford ?

 

[TonyM]

The tiny ex-footballer in the trousers is Karen Carney. She's there to provide analysis.

The (ahem!) "plump" blonde wearing the tent is Kelly Cates, who is Kenny Daglish's daughter. She's there to host the show.

Hope that clears things up.

I think Karen Carney has been doing a decent job. Better than Neville for sure.

 

[remember arthur mann]

These two are buzzing.

 

[West Yorks Owl]

Bet he doesn’t even support them now, probably a dipper.

How many rags have said they aren’t that bothered about football in the last 7 days? You wouldn’t want these mard bastards say next to you when we were tumbling down the leagues.

I had this with Liverpool fans I worked with when they were terrible under the American ownership.

The problem is unlike the rest of us, they can't take the rough with the smooth.

 

[stanblue]

Took the dog out this morning and a rag at the back of us was out in his garden. He looked away as i passed probably cos i was smiling, i burst out laughing and he told me to f*ck off. Its going to be fun winding him up from now on.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

These two are buzzing.

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That's a blast from the past. I know it's a bit sexist but my word was she fit as fuck. I remember she's a Brentford fan too.