United Thread - 2022/23

[lancs blue]

I see fergie time has been reinstated.

I was expecting 7 or 8 so 5 was fine by me!

 

[domalino]

There problems are vast. McFred, Dalot, Shaw, Maguire, Fernandes has been shite for 18 months. Hilarious!

Shaw won’t be a problem because Martinez will play LB. Fernandes will probably revert to being good when Ronaldo goes.

The big thing is the midfield. They just can’t play the way ten Hag wants to without a couple of central/defensive midfielders.

 

[JASR]

gpc in the dressing room with the hairdryer.

ahhh.. Cluedo... or rather the united version 'Not a cluedo'.

Shteve in the dressing room with the umbrella.
PR37 in a sulk with the bench.
Ferguson in the parking lot with the bottle.
Keane in the studio with the rant.
Neville in the lounge with the glass.
Giggs in the cell with the vaseline.
Shaw in the box with the statue (Maguire...)
Ten Hag in the theatre of delusion with 2nd thoughts.

 

[Blueknows]

Shaw won’t be a problem because Martinez will play LB. Fernandes will probably revert to being good when Ronaldo goes.

The big thing is the midfield. They just can’t play the way ten Hag wants to without a couple of central/defensive midfielders.

A couple ? Looks like they need to.spend another 1.5 billion to challenge us

 

[superseiyan]

So the Ralf, the godfather and inventor of German football, was not a very good coach. However, he did seem to do that 'consultant' thing to be fair. He himself didn't seem too impressed with the players or the setup there.

They paid big bucks and made a splash about this "temporary temporary coach" and consultant thing. Well, did they actually listen to anything he recommended, or they just throwing and spending money like drunken sailors and totally not ruining football in the process.

 

[East Level 2]

ahhh.. Cluedo... or rather the united version 'Not a cluedo'.

Shteve in the dressing room with the umbrella.
PR37 in a sulk with the bench.
Ferguson in the parking lot with the bottle.
Keane in the studio with the rant.
Neville in the lounge with the glass.
Giggs in the cell with the vaseline.
Shaw in the box with the statue (Maguire...)
Ten Hag in the theatre of delusion with 2nd thoughts.

Don't you mean on the hard shoulder with the bucket?

 

[Kamaro011]

Is maguire WWE part timer?

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Is everyone ready to hear repeatedly about how Pep needed a season before he got it right?

 

[wolviedinho]

might aswell be Celtic…

 

[Beswick Prize Band]

I like the new 'united way,' some things don't change though,even Spitty said it was a pen.