United Thread - 2022/23

Status
Not open for further replies.
I know it's early days yet but can I be the first to presumptuously mention....




MIND THE GAP
I was on a northern train with no air con yesterday.
My first train trip in a long time.
It was noisy and roasting but it made my day when at the first stop the announcement said
MIND THE GAP.
I laughed until the next station.
When it happened again.
 
Bumped into my wife's Uncle Bob. Originally from Portsmouth so only naturally he supports Utd. Had a season ticket for a time in the 80s & 90s.
Anyway he saw me with a City shirt on and said "what's that shit you are wearing".
My reply - "not as shit as you lot are now".
Imagine my shock when he said "I gave up following football about 5 years ago"...................Really
 
Looks like history is repeating itself with these cunts.
3 managers that have won the league with years and years between them.
The 4th not looking close yet.
 
Bumped into my wife's Uncle Bob. Originally from Portsmouth so only naturally he supports Utd. Had a season ticket for a time in the 80s & 90s.
Anyway he saw me with a City shirt on and said "what's that shit you are wearing".
My reply - "not as shit as you lot are now".
Imagine my shock when he said "I gave up following football about 5 years ago"...................Really
have that a lot, ex next door neighbour told me yesterday he hasn't watched football for tears because it's bent. A Leeds fan I know always says he isn't that bothered about football even though he is always wearing the newest shirt, I am sure he's wear the shorts and socks if he had the legs for it :)
 
They are now looking at an Austrian forward called Sasa Kalajdzic from Stuttgart.

99% of rag fans won't of heard of him before but Sky will be touting him as the best thing to come out of Austria since Arnold Schwarzenegger. I absolutely guarantee it
My money's on him being described as "The Alpine Haaland" :)
 
They are now looking at an Austrian forward called Sasa Kalajdzic from Stuttgart.

99% of rag fans won't of heard of him before but Sky will be touting him as the best thing to come out of Austria since Arnold Schwarzenegger. I absolutely guarantee it
Lets be honest sky would say the same if it was Adolf Hitler.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top
  AdBlock Detected
Bluemoon relies on advertising to pay our hosting fees. Please support the site by disabling your ad blocking software to help keep the forum sustainable. Thanks.