United Thread - 2022/23

[citytill1die84]

The Sun how Manchester United could line up with De Jong, Casemiro & Joao Felix

LMFAO

 

[mat]

We're shopping at Harrods.

The rags at wish.com

 

[MafeotulBlue]

The Sun how Manchester United could line up with De Jong, Casemiro & Joao Felix

LMFAO

Is that a legit headline? Has anyone told them United are in 20th?

 

[Cricket Blue]

Question is are there 3 worst teams than them this season?
Of course the FA would never want them to get relegated but could it happen?

 

[citytill1die84]

Is that a legit headline? Has anyone told them United are in 20th?

How Man Utd could line up after raiding LaLiga for De Jong, Casemiro & Felix

MANCHESTER UNITED are looking to salvage their season by raiding LaLiga for some of its top talent. The Red Devils have endured a humiliating summer – underwhelming in the transfer market whi…

www.thesun.co.uk

Oh it's legit lol

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Scum after a Brighton player lets see how hard ball they play with them or even respond to them!

They're going to need a bigger boat (and one that isn't leaking).

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

£100m you say?
Thought your owner was a tough negotiator.
Start at £125m,and they won't haggle.

I doubt they'd need to. Start at £100 million and the rags will negotiate it up to £125 million soon enough.

 

[MafeotulBlue]

How Man Utd could line up after raiding LaLiga for De Jong, Casemiro & Felix

MANCHESTER UNITED are looking to salvage their season by raiding LaLiga for some of its top talent. The Red Devils have endured a humiliating summer – underwhelming in the transfer market whi…

www.thesun.co.uk

Oh it's legit lol

Are these people employed on an actual salary? Because if they are, i'm in the wrong sector.

Drunk, high, unslept for 2 days i could probably write better shite than that.

They can't even get fucking RABIOT in to play for them, on KDB money, and they think they'll get Felix from Atletico? They'd need to re-mortgage their shite hole of a stadium to afford his release clause.

 

[halfcenturyup]

Is that a legit headline? Has anyone told them United are in 20th?

More to the point, is this a legit quote?

 

[MafeotulBlue]

More to the point, is this a legit quote?

Given what has happened with the scum in the last 12 months, nothing surprises me.

I have a sexual fantasy that the dippers will get a penalty and ask Alisson to take it as the ultimate humiliation.