United Thread - 2022/23

[KS55]

1. Are these lot literally building a second squad of random midfielders? WTF

2. There's an interesting narrative developing among their fans being heavily pushed that "they haven't spent a dime", that they "haven't spent anything". Whether true or not technically about whether Glazers are spending out of pocket, well first is it a bad thing to reinvest profits??? And second, they know full well they demand and feel entitled to the very best players, a bit rich of them to pretend that the 2nd rate galactico model isn't exactly what they are demanding. Also doesn't matter where the money comes from--the club has still spent around ~1bn. Are they saying they should've spent that AND additional money?

No, they are saying: “ Boo, it’s not fair, we should be top because we are untied. Mum, Mum, tell them Mum; we want to be top”

 

[KS55]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I could come.

Slight edit.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

You can do 8

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I've always felt hat's a pretty wanky one which, I'm not convinced is e en actually technically sound, despite the explanation given. (I seem to recall one of the ones in the middle failing).
But there is an 11.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Go on. I got five.

Not bad. But go on then, here's one with 11.
I include the punctuation to make it clear and stop brains or lungs from failing...

In the school exam, James, as opposed to John who had had 'had', had had 'had had'; 'had had' had had little to no effect on the mark James was eventually given.

Ain't English ace?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

'Joao must be avin a larrf!'
Bugger all money!!!

 

[Nellies left peg]

A rag from Manchester ?

As rare as rocking horse shi t !

So why did he want to buy the chavs? If I was a fan of the scum I would not invest in a rival to decrease our chance of winning trophies or staying up in this case

 

[Mariosfireworks]

soz if posted before but this has me cracking up. Its the utd fan reactions at the point of going 4-0 down. Some of them are nearly crying. Lovely.

Ha ha the yank calling Shaw cheeseburger guy

 

[bluetonium]

£110m bid for Felix turned down.
They turn to his teammate Cunha, who is apparently telling his agent not answer the phone to them.
Offer to double Casemiro's wages to £380k week stalled as player has no interest.
Ajax winger Antony doesn't want to go to United.
And Frankie would rather take a wage cut than talk to them. Great wage reduction tactic for any club now - 20% less or we'll accept United's bid.

It's daily rejections! There going to beat my record for one summer as a shy 16 year old, several times over!

Have a feeling from Ronaldo's comments he's really going to put the boot in once the window shuts and he's safely in Italy or Spain.

 

[waspish]

If they sell the club and rags have a clean sheet they still going to have to compete with 5/6 clubs who can spend big! It just make the pack at the top tighter! So not bothered one bit because we will compete with any club in this league and Europe!

 

[waspish]

Utter bullshit he is up for sale for 70m