United Thread - 2022/23

[Blue Til Death]

Speaking of jizz, how's JizzJazz getting on at United these days? I've not heard much about him since he was being lauded as the next best thing in the 2013/14 season.

He’s probably holed up in a cave somewhere with Macheda, ruing the day he got involved with the rags … No club comes close to erasing talent from so called world beaters …

 

[bluetonium]

When listening to the rags and media bigging up their latest signing, feel free to remind them of Kaveh Solhekol's glorious speech about Donny van Beek:

“I think basically, they’re getting an £80m player for half the price. They’re getting him for £40m because of the coronavirus pandemic, because clubs like Real Madrid who wanted him can’t afford him this summer.

Translation to non raggyese:

I think basically, they're paying a truck load of money for anyone who bats an eyelid in their direction. They're getting him for xx million because nobody else is stupid or desperate enough to do what United are doing. Real Madrid don't want him and bought replacements for him last season given his poor injury record, and are currently laughing like hyaenas that they've been offered more than a donkey's fart for him.

 

[its grim up north]

sorry if already posted, I couldn't see it, but worth putting up again anyway:

This is a poem, penned by Ryan Giggs, as read out in court yesterday:


My darling Kate
Unequivocally our love was fate
I fell in love with you at first sight
I remember coz I was as high as a kite
Those beautiful eyes made me shiver
I’m not gonna lie I think of you I dream of you
Can’t help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coo
That stomach those abs
Those pictures you send so I can keep tabs
You make me feel funny down there
Especially when you’re there and you look up and stare
I’m beginning to think you are always right
That’s okay it will keep us tight
I’m gonna end by saying you are my love my friend my soul
And most of all you believe in me, which makes me hard as a totem pole

And there's all us, thinking he's a ****

 

[Blue Til Death]

Just read The Guardians "ten things to look out for this weekend"

The title

10) Liverpool’s trip to basement boys.​

That has a lovely ring to it don`t you think.

Fuck knows what our noisy neighbours are doing in the basement, probably digging Ten Bobs grave ..

 

[KentBlue]

Rat face is spouting shite about Apollo and any other potential rag suitors, not being welcome in Manchester ….. On the contrary, they are more welcome than he is… He needs to learn when to shut his gob, he’s an embarrassment to our City…!

It's disgusting that he's allowed to use Sky as his soapbox. He is being given more air time than a politician to spout his views and opinions, and he's being paid for it. If the rodent-faced twat wants a career in politics then let him join the Monster Raving Looney Party - or better still, an Ann Summers party so we can ram a great big fuck-off dildo into his rat mouth.

 

[Blue Til Death]

It's disgusting that he's allowed to use Sky as his soapbox. He is being given more air time than a politician to spout his views and opinions, and he's being paid for it. If the rodent-faced twat wants a career in politics then let him join the Monster Raving Looney Party - or better still, an Ann Summers party so we can ram a great big fuck-off dildo into his rat mouth.

Ha ha, we need to send King Dong round to give him a piece of his mind …

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

sorry if already posted, I couldn't see it, but worth putting up again anyway:

This is a poem, penned by Ryan Giggs, as read out in court yesterday:


My darling Kate
Unequivocally our love was fate
I fell in love with you at first sight
I remember coz I was as high as a kite
Those beautiful eyes made me shiver
I’m not gonna lie I think of you I dream of you
Can’t help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coo
That stomach those abs
Those pictures you send so I can keep tabs
You make me feel funny down there
Especially when you’re there and you look up and stare
I’m beginning to think you are always right
That’s okay it will keep us tight
I’m gonna end by saying you are my love my friend my soul
And most of all you believe in me, which makes me hard as a totem pole

 

[BlueBas]

From SPORTbible...

 

[bigstanhibbert]

Some arsewipe who calls himself Flex is explaining to Sky why 60 million for Casemiro is a bargain, 4 year deal and everyone wins.

FLEX, what sort of a clown calls himself Flex?

I'm sure his parents are proud of him, but they really have some prize pillocks following them.

 

[01cravend]

Overpaid for a 30year old cdm but Casemiro is like 5x the player Mctominay is.
Apparently going to splash 100mil on Antony, an attacker who managed 8 goals and 4 assists in the Eredivisie, a league where his teamate 33 year old Dusan Tadic got 13 goals and 19 assists.