United Thread - 2022/23

[bluemonkey71]

He seems to have disappeared up his own arse.

Well his head is shaped like a penis so whatever floats his boat I guess ;)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

The shitter they become the "bigger" they seem to get. I often wonder whether they will get so big they'll outgrow the rest of the clubs and play on their own. Like a super league but with only one club. Hopefully this happens soon.

They’d still lose

 

[Kippax77]

Do Maria's wife admitting he only went to the rags for the money and doing a proper hatchet job on Manchester.

Angel Di Maria's wife reveals their nightmare at Manchester United

The Argentine moved to Old Trafford from Real Madrid for £59.7million in August 2014 but was sold 11 months later at a £15m loss after a hugely disappointing season.

www.dailymail.co.uk

The fact is he was bombed out of Madrid after the president looked at the picture of the squad being photographed for the start of a new season.
They were all posed together in their brilliant white strip, and then the president saw Di Maria's mush and ears.

"no no no" he said.
"he's too ugly to play for us"

Soon he was quickly on his way to play for a team that consisted of many players that had fell out of the ugly tree hitting most of the branches on the way down.

 

[malg]

Are they protesting again this weekend or hasn't Ratboy announced it yet. Scum.

To be perfectly honest I dislike that **** more than GPC.

Wouldn't mind at all seeing the back of him.

 

[City_Sean]

Apparently they're about to bid €95m on Antony. A guy with little pedigree (although very highly rated in Holland). That means they've got a new £55m CB, a new £60m Midfielder and a €95m potential forward on top of the most expensive squad in the world.

The idea that they've not been backed with cash is a lie. The one thing they've done consistently since Ferguson left is spend, spend and spend.

 

[paulchapo]

Fuck me. Slag the rags off yes but leave my city alone you fucker. Obviously not going to the right places if she thought it closed at 2am.

Ha ha I think she said it went dark at 2pm. She probably lived in the same cave as Nolito's daughter.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Fuck me. Slag the rags off yes but leave my city alone you fucker. Obviously not going to the right places if she thought it closed at 2am.

Hmm maybe but have you tried to get a tram out of town after 22.50 especially midweek?

Fucking nightmare, 24 party city, I think not.

 

[threespires]

Do Maria's wife admitting he only went to the rags for the money and doing a proper hatchet job on Manchester.

Angel Di Maria's wife reveals their nightmare at Manchester United

The Argentine moved to Old Trafford from Real Madrid for £59.7million in August 2014 but was sold 11 months later at a £15m loss after a hugely disappointing season.

www.dailymail.co.uk

She sounds like a lovely, down to earth, low maintenance classy kind of gal.

 

[bennyboy]

She sounds like a lovely, down to earth, low maintenance classy kind of gal.

Think she is upset that giggs didn't shag her.

 

[Vienna_70]

Think she is upset that giggs didn't shag her.

Or delighted that he didn’t beat her!

Allegedly.