United Thread - 2022/23

[crazyg]

If the rags can't even try to buy success (witness the reluctance of players to go there) then where will they finish up at the end of next season?
They are in a dog eat dog fight now and I'm not sure they have the fight in them to get any higher up the table than where they finished.
In fact, they could finish lower, much, much lower...

 

[crazyg]

Is he the one who kept getting battered?

No plaice for him in the team.

 

[bennyboy]

Think that shite were rags as well.

 

[deegee33]

This would make a great banner!

Would be even better if we could show its arse with a rag hat on it. Side by side banners.

 

[dublin-blue]

The rag PR machine is full throttle now. Every second article about ten hags revolution. The other fella was supposed to bring the same pedigree.

 

[bakerdave76]

Great read [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-utd-old-trafford-redevelopment-27326601

 

[Gazza]

No plaice for him in the team.

Was he not a goalkipper?

 

[waspish]

Great read [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-utd-old-trafford-redevelopment-27326601View attachment 48068

One thing for certain it won’t cost the Glazers one Penny they’ll go around the banks or sponsors while still pocketing millions!

With Chelsea’s valuation plus a lot of takers also Football in this country will never die it be always a big money income!

Glazers will think the rags are worth 6b!

It’s why the Americans are getting involved in “soccer” they don’t give a toss about our football history the football pyramid it’s all about using football as a cash cow and the media say nowt about it..

 

[iwasthere1968]

Is he the one who kept getting battered?

better than fingered !

 

[crazyg]

Was he not a goalkipper?

No, he floundered whenever the opposition attacked, and made a complete pollock of himself.

 

[Silva61]

Mooted something similar (possibly at the back end of last year's thread).

It allows the spice heads to believe they now have somebody within the club that 'gets it' that they can trust.

Show and tell........

Said all this a week ago, the MIBs who usually turn up outside....... Insert name, are all scruffy bored teenagers, those 6 were middle aged paid stooges.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Whose Nofucker ? All I've heard all week is that the rags have signed Nofucker but I can't find any stats about him.

He's a left back.

 

[manimanc]

 

[yeah whatever !!]

No plaice for him in the team.

They had to scale down the squad size.

 

[old blue]

They had to scale down the squid size.

Edit.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

So they have finished 6th last season. 6/7 first team players have left the club, No players brought in yet. Ronaldo wants to leave, Phil the face still at the club...

They are genuinely going to struggle to get Top 10 at this rate.

Really? :-)))

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

How long til the Rags call their manager 'Ten Aaaaaaarggggghhh'.
3 Months I reckon.

Gents, I think we have his nickname. Erik, 'Top Ten' Haag - commensurate with this year's target.

 

[big gaz]

Was he not a goalkipper?

Don't think so, but cod have been.

 

[big gaz]

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[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Great read [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-utd-old-trafford-redevelopment-27326601View attachment 48068

'...their fifth boss in 9 years'. I make it atound 8 or so...
Caretakers, or whatever stand-in stooges are being called count, as they had to be the boss for a while due to the unexpected instancy of firing the previous one - which simply goes to illustrate the reactionary chaos - which is the point of highlighting the huge churn.