United Thread - 2022/23

[yeah whatever !!]

Really looking forward to Martinez coming up against Haaland…

He'll come up to his waist... thats it.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

One for the older generation , "Shit on United , Shit on United tonight" and repeat.

 

[manimanc]

Really looking forward to Martinez coming up against Haaland…

I thought they had signed Warwick Davis looking at the size of him.

He's a bit wee for a centre half.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Really looking forward to Martinez coming up against Haaland…

 

[SWPISHOME]

Just seen brief highlights of their game;

1. First and foremost, they were shit.
2. Nailed on pen for Brighton not given.
3. They got away with murder.
4. McTwattyface should have seen red.

5.Welbeck was onside when clean through on goal, But he raised the flag (When he's not supposed to).
6.Welbeck didn't foul Slabhead when winning the ball off him in the box to be 1 v 1.

The officials were shit. If they had done their job properly it would have been 4 or 5-0.

 

[jimharri]

 

[TonyM]

Starting the game with Shaw, Maguire, Fred, McTominay and Rashford. Its madness to think that any of them would be significantly better... only a few months after their nightmare season last year.

Similarly with Fernandes. He was awful last year and looks just as bad.

I'm not sure about the peripheral guys but they'd want to be super good to drag the rest along.

What have they being down all transfer window.

Oh and where's the patience tk give TenHaag time? Seems like it's wornout already.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Still shit.

 

[Kippax77]

He was decent at West Ham in a mid table bottom league team if he goes there he know the crack

He'll just become an idol for the meathead rags in stripy pants.
Just like when Zlatan was there.
" he's well ard ar centre forward".

Yes but ours is brilliant young and fast

 

[Roachy]

Hope they go and panic buy a load of old shite after that result.