United Thread - 2022/23

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Saw a post over on rag cafe (it's funny as fuck on there at the moment)...

Someone actually wanting "Local Manchester United fans" (good luck) to go and blockade outside of Old Toilet on a match day, stopping all the day trippers from entering the stadium so it stays empty hitting the glazers in the pocket... (we'll ignore the fact they've already paid for their tickets)
 
Saw a post over on rag cafe (it's funny as fuck on there at the moment)...

Someone actually wanting "Local Manchester United fans" (good luck) to go and blockade outside of Old Toilet on a match day, stopping all the day trippers from entering the stadium so it stays empty hitting the glazers in the pocket... (we'll ignore the fact they've already paid for their tickets)
This is probably from someone who is a serial protester and loves to spoil everyone else's plans for their latest moral crusade. Or as my Mom would say "the cheek?!".
 
Saw a post over on rag cafe (it's funny as fuck on there at the moment)...

Someone actually wanting "Local Manchester United fans" (good luck) to go and blockade outside of Old Toilet on a match day, stopping all the day trippers from entering the stadium so it stays empty hitting the glazers in the pocket... (we'll ignore the fact they've already paid for their tickets)
If they blockaded/picketed the club shop everyday, it would be more effective - but no-one's going to do that unless they are unemployed/retired.

If they cancelled/send back their season tickets, it would be more effective - but hardly anyone's done that for the past 15 years, there's a waiting list of 100,000 dontchaknow, and the next owners will lead them to the promised land.

If they only protest when United lose, they really are plastic - which is the vast majority for the past 15 years. When you see Norwich colours at the ground it is incredibly laughable, what was that ever going to do... especially if you then pour into the club shop!
 
If that protest gets traction, (a very very small chance of it, convincing the majority of the stadium - day trippers and prawn sandwich brigade), I foresee a Ferguson being escorted onto the pitch with a mic to plead for them to stay.
Reminds me of the story of the gambler who was winning over a $1m in a casino in Las Vegas when Frank sinatra got a knock on his door in the middle of night by the mafia to get his arse down to the table where the guy was playing to distract him
 
Every tabloid is full of rag stories. Every single one. The other day I counted 24 articles concerning the rags: Ten Bob, De Jong, Tranny, Slabhead, Pisscan etc: every single article bar one - and that was Schmeichel leaving Leicester City.

But the biggest insult is being told the media in this country are NOT biased. Being told every club in the Premier league receives the same amount of coverage - absolute rot, from top to bottom. Lie after lie after lie from these pond life journalists: the Custis brothers, Oliver Holt, Simon Stone, every fucking one of them treating football fans like dribbling imbeciles, unable to tie up their own shoelaces without having a social worker to do it for them.
Propaganda has never been so blatant since Saddam Hussein was seen trying to be all paternal to that little boy: hugging him and joking around with him. Phoney as fuck.

And it's this very same brainwashing that we are seeing every single day from the media in their feeble attempt at adapting the Big Brother indoctrination: Rags good, everyone else bad.
Slow Clap...
 
Every tabloid is full of rag stories. Every single one. The other day I counted 24 articles concerning the rags: Ten Bob, De Jong, Tranny, Slabhead, Pisscan etc: every single article bar one - and that was Schmeichel leaving Leicester City.

But the biggest insult is being told the media in this country are NOT biased. Being told every club in the Premier league receives the same amount of coverage - absolute rot, from top to bottom. Lie after lie after lie from these pond life journalists: the Custis brothers, Oliver Holt, Simon Stone, every fucking one of them treating football fans like dribbling imbeciles, unable to tie up their own shoelaces without having a social worker to do it for them.
Propaganda has never been so blatant since Saddam Hussein was seen trying to be all paternal to that little boy: hugging him and joking around with him. Phoney as fuck.

And it's this very same brainwashing that we are seeing every single day from the media in their feeble attempt at adapting the Big Brother indoctrination: Rags good, everyone else bad.

They’re in overdrive trying to prop them up and keep them relevant.
 
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