United Thread - 2022/23

[Protein Junkie]

I’m getting up early tomorrow to have more time to hate the Rags.
I’ll hate them in my sleep though.

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

Scholes occasionally goes into a pub I go in. He's ok (for a rag) out of uniform.

You should buy him a bag of cheesy whatsits to remind him of his most famous photograph.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Scholes occasionally goes into a pub I go in. He's ok (for a rag) out of uniform.

He might be, but he is one of the most boring fuckers to listen to, and the relationship with his daughter is perhaps best described as " strange "

 

[big gaz]

You should buy him a bag of cheesy whatsits to remind him of his most famous photograph.

If its in Uppermill say to Gilly for me.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Here's my reply :)
Met him about 15 years ago at a high brow football evening, I got introduced to him and the first thing I said was I'm a city fan but I can appreciate what you've done at United...he looked at me like a piece of shit, when he got up to accept an award a boood the fucker and everyone looked round...probably one of my finest moments...**** !!

That deserves so much more than a like - can someone nominate him for the next honours list.........?

 

[pride in battle]

That deserves so much more than a like - can someone nominate him for the next honours list.........?

He deserved it the piss can !!

 

[Grassland Blue]

He might be, but he is one of the most boring fuckers to listen to, and the relationship with his daughter is perhaps best described as " strange "

I completely forgot about his foot fetish!

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

I know it’s only 2 games a season, more if we are paired in cup games, but whatever the score, they‘re still scum.

 

[Grassland Blue]

If its in Uppermill say to Gilly for me.

I'll do that.

 

[Indaparkside]

SCUM SCUM SCUM you red rag scummy fuckers

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

SCUM SCUM SCUM you red rag scummy fuckers

Think there should be a **** in between scummy and fuckers.

 

[smeeagain]

Need to be careful here ,these won the last 45 we played

 

[richardtheref]

A lad started at our place about 9 months ago. Has never spoken about football until yesterday. A few of the Newcastle fans were discussing the possibility of them winning the Carbou cup. This idiot then spouts up "you'll get smashed of us in the final". AT this point I never realised he was one of them. So I stirred it up by saying I thought it would be Forest V Soton in the final. The Toon fans realised what I was doing & didn't bite but this sent the knobhead away spouting Manure being the bestest ever and he has supported them for 30 years. So I then asked him if he was going to the derby. You can guess the reply............."I've never been to see them live as it's impossible to get tickets". At this point I pretended to go on the website and told him we could get 2 tickets for the game, should I get him one. As night follows day he was too busy today.
One of the most obnoxious pricks I have ever encountered. He still doesn't realise I support City as he was too obsessed with his beloved reds. TWAT

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

A lad started at our place about 9 months ago. Has never spoken about football until yesterday. A few of the Newcastle fans were discussing the possibility of them winning the Carbou cup. This idiot then spouts up "you'll get smashed of us in the final". AT this point I never realised he was one of them. So I stirred it up by saying I thought it would be Forest V Soton in the final. The Toon fans realised what I was doing & didn't bite but this sent the knobhead away spouting Manure being the bestest ever and he has supported them for 30 years. So I then asked him if he was going to the derby. You can guess the reply............."I've never been to see them live as it's impossible to get tickets". At this point I pretended to go on the website and told him we could get 2 tickets for the game, should I get him one. As night follows day he was too busy today.
One of the most obnoxious pricks I have ever encountered. He still doesn't realise I support City as he was too obsessed with his beloved reds. TWAT

He's got a point to be fair, they've got a centuries long season ticket waiting list don't you know.............,

 

[Blueboy73]

A lad started at our place about 9 months ago. Has never spoken about football until yesterday. A few of the Newcastle fans were discussing the possibility of them winning the Carbou cup. This idiot then spouts up "you'll get smashed of us in the final". AT this point I never realised he was one of them. So I stirred it up by saying I thought it would be Forest V Soton in the final. The Toon fans realised what I was doing & didn't bite but this sent the knobhead away spouting Manure being the bestest ever and he has supported them for 30 years. So I then asked him if he was going to the derby. You can guess the reply............."I've never been to see them live as it's impossible to get tickets". At this point I pretended to go on the website and told him we could get 2 tickets for the game, should I get him one. As night follows day he was too busy today.
One of the most obnoxious pricks I have ever encountered. He still doesn't realise I support City as he was too obsessed with his beloved reds. TWAT

So a typical Rag then.

 

[Bellamy's Caddy]

A lad started at our place about 9 months ago. Has never spoken about football until yesterday. A few of the Newcastle fans were discussing the possibility of them winning the Carbou cup. This idiot then spouts up "you'll get smashed of us in the final". AT this point I never realised he was one of them. So I stirred it up by saying I thought it would be Forest V Soton in the final. The Toon fans realised what I was doing & didn't bite but this sent the knobhead away spouting Manure being the bestest ever and he has supported them for 30 years. So I then asked him if he was going to the derby. You can guess the reply............."I've never been to see them live as it's impossible to get tickets". At this point I pretended to go on the website and told him we could get 2 tickets for the game, should I get him one. As night follows day he was too busy today.
One of the most obnoxious pricks I have ever encountered. He still doesn't realise I support City as he was too obsessed with his beloved reds. TWAT

Ah the old ''can't get tickets excuse'' not heard that one for a while. Glad to hear it's still getting wheeled out. Classic

 

[Dazzle84]

Fuck em

 

[Spanishbob]

Fuck em

Sorry I’ve been a little laxed this morning. SCUM

 

[Blue tube]

A lad started at our place about 9 months ago. Has never spoken about football until yesterday. A few of the Newcastle fans were discussing the possibility of them winning the Carbou cup. This idiot then spouts up "you'll get smashed of us in the final". AT this point I never realised he was one of them. So I stirred it up by saying I thought it would be Forest V Soton in the final. The Toon fans realised what I was doing & didn't bite but this sent the knobhead away spouting Manure being the bestest ever and he has supported them for 30 years. So I then asked him if he was going to the derby. You can guess the reply............."I've never been to see them live as it's impossible to get tickets". At this point I pretended to go on the website and told him we could get 2 tickets for the game, should I get him one. As night follows day he was too busy today.
One of the most obnoxious pricks I have ever encountered. He still doesn't realise I support City as he was too obsessed with his beloved reds. TWAT

I always get told about these massive rags that are such big fans they went on the stadium tour. They never try and get a match ticket but see some stadium tour as some kind of badge of honour. I get it from my mrs friends “oh so and so is a huge red, here’s a picture of him on the stadium tour” so fucking what he wants to try going when there’s actually a game on the soft bellend

 

[M16 citeh]

Cunts crawling out the woodwork can't remember the last time I got a cocky txt off one of them before a derby