United Thread - 2022/23

[Eccles Blue]

Seven tears have flown in to the river
Seven tears have run in to the sea
If one day they reach some distant waters
Then you’ll know
It’s sent with mirth from me.

With apologies to the Goombay Dance Band

 

[Newman123]

Got banned on a Utd sub reddit for asking if they're still in the title race. Totally worth it.

Think they need an experienced manager to help steady the ship. Maybe Mourinho? Or Rafa?

 

[Crooked_rain]

'Quadruple'? I think you'll find it's been 'by-passed'..

I wouldn’t count anything as a quadruple if one of the trophies is the Europa league anyway

 

[willipp]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Indaparkside]

Got off the plane to this result take that you dirty scummy bastards SCUM

 

[ancoats]

 

[give it to gordon]

Rags got lucky



They finished with 11 that surprised me

 

[Gingers Dad]

According to a rag I just dropped a cheeky little wind up text to... it's a great result, coz any doubts the glazer's had about selling the club will now be gone and they will sell the club within a week.

He genuinely believes that!

Yes that's exactly how the Glazers will make a £5 billion decision

 

[Vienna_70]

The only man to concede six goals in a derby twice, and seven in one match against Littlewoods:

 

[kippaxwarrior]

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[WesthoughtonJohn]

Is it too much to ask that they implode after this and fail to qualify for the CL next season??
They're still as shit as they've been for the last 5+ years - how the fuck he's fluked them to 3rd is beyond me

 

[jimharri]

fuking state of this.

"Time for a full rebuild. Every other game this season has been a false dawn. THIS is the reality. Need to get rid of Rashford, Casemiro and Varane asap. Rebuild around Rice with a new forward thinking manager.
Got to lose sometimes."

Rashford and Casemiro have carried that mob this season.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Glad Rashford didn’t score, headline would be ‘Rashford keeps up remarkable scoring record as reds edged out in 8 goal thriller’.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Any mention in the media about that ferret-faced **** pushing the linesman? Should be a nailed-on ban for the little shithouse.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

The only man to concede six goals in a derby twice, and seven in one match against Littlewoods:

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Pickford suddenly feels better about himself.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Hope somebody puts together a montage of Fernandes and Shaws fouls and general shithousery from that game, gets it to PGMOL asking for an explanation how both played the full 90 minutes without a booking between them.

 

[Champions Again Ole Ole]

One haag, two haag, three haag four haag five haag. Six haag, SEVEN haag, eight haag nine haag ten haag.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

What did Shaw do? Sit on someone?

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Fernandes what an embarrassment as a captain.

Such a vile, petulant, cheat.

An utter ****.

 

[RayCTID]

Fernandes what an embarrassment as a captain.

Probably one of the reasons they crumbled more easily