United Thread - 2022/23

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manclad said:
De Gea's wife waking him up tomorrow morning.
C'mon David,it's time to get up for work,it's 8 .
Oh no, have Liverpool scored again ??
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First of all thanks for all the likes for this post about David De Gea getting up for work.
However,I have a small confession to make.
It is in fact an update on a 43year old joke that I have recycled.
The original joke dating from March 1980 was Gary Bailey ( a previous United goalie) being woken up by his Mum with the words -
C'mon Gary,it's time to get up for work,it's 7.
Oh no,have Ipswich scored again??
United got beat 6-0 by Ipswich Town at Portman Road on 1st March 1980, with Paul Mariner getting a hat- trick and Alan Brazil scoring twice.
And believe me it was just as good seeing United getting humiliated 43years ago,as it was yesterday.
 
paulchapo said:
What yesterday proved once and for all is that ratface Fernandez is a selfish horrible cowardly little shit. It's also time the officials started booking him for his constant whining and abuse.
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Think the rag fans are finally starting to realise this... Even though the fans of every other club have been saying it since he joined them.
 
manclad said:
First of all thanks for all the likes for this post about David De Gea getting up for work.
However,I have a small confession to make.
It is in fact an update on a 44 year old joke that I have recycled.
The original joke dating from March 1980 was Gary Bailey ( a previous United goalie) being woken up by his Mum with the words -
C'mon Gary,it's time to get up for work,it's 7.
Oh no,have Ipswich scored again??
United got beat 6-0 by Ipswich Town at Portman Road on 1st March 1980, with Paul Mariner getting a hat- trick and Alan Brazil scoring twice.
And believe me it was just as good seeing United getting humiliated 44 years ago,as it was yesterday.
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Sorry for being pedantic, but 43 years.
 
United fans overhype their players to no end, don't they? I think it's because their passion for football is driven by the need to be the best at everything, which is ironically why most of them chose to support United in the 90s.

It's when they have a bad game that you find out what they actually think about these mediocre names like Dalot and Fred.
 
MarsLlama said:
United fans overhype their players to no end, don't they? I think it's because their passion for football is driven by the need for someone else to be the best at everything so that they can imagine that somehow this makes them superior to others through association, which is ironically why most of them chose to support United in the 90s.
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The league cup win was just the start of things. A group of winners, transformed by the Dutch messiah. They beat Barcelona in the B league. But a B league worthy of the Champions League apparently. They were back. Very much in the title race. A quadruple on. The media hype has been ridiculous and to be fair most united fans I know haven't been as carried away, but clearly many were lapping things up!

We've seen that the issues are still there. When things are tough that squad is a fucking mess. They've not got the mentality to win anything significant.
 
meeesh said:
Fucking blip,painting them to be the best team in the league,listing who they have beaten,still bastard 3rd and shite,Jesus was struggling to get the wanker to own up it was a disaster yesterday,humiliated to fuck,just admit it you daft twat.
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carlos maldini haha ffs
 
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What I hate about utd is the media spotlight they get for easy wins and the media telling us all their players are the best in Europe.

I what I love about utd is the media spotlight that makes them think they're better than everyone else.

hag has an awful lot of driftwood to remove.
 
I see the rat that is Gary Neville is back to political tweets today.
Pretty sad when he is using Boris Johnson to bury tweeting about how shit his beloved united are!!!!
Souness absolutely nailed him yesterday
Take out a few wash home cup games and they are a bit better than last year after spending a fortune
The butcher didn’t look very good yesterday did he?
The roulette show pony?
The Wythenshaw pele?
 
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