United Thread - 2022/23

[N1985]

I generally think of this as a badly overused cliche, but I seriously think there are people on this forum who would have scored a goal for United if given 14 Premier League appearances up top. The fact that Weghorst hasn't is absolutely astonishing.

Nope I'd be clearing sitters back to my own halfway line if I played for this cunts.

 

[nellyonthewing]

I see the MUEN gave De Gea 1/10 for last nights showing.. Good lad Dave.

 

[halfcenturyup]

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then this must be the best Coach in the world.

That's beautiful, to be fair.

 

[stonerblue]

Conflicted on whether I'd like them to bottle top four or not given Liverpool would be the beneficiaries

Brighton.

 

[stonerblue]

Hahahahaha. Just seen last night's result.

 

[Vienna_70]

Hahahahaha. Just seen last night's result.

You should have seen the performance!

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Corruption- nothing less.

 

[horlock_was_super]

I see the MUEN gave De Gea 1/10 for last nights showing.. Good lad Dave.

MOTM for me. Lindlhoof is the better keeper though.

 

[Tbilisi]

How Portugals Mr Bean has not been twatted I do not know.

2 players with head injuries and hes still moaning trying to ref the game. One of them his own team mate ffs.

I cant honestly think of a bigger wanker in world football atm.

 

[pudge]

Brighton.

I reckon Brighton would have to win all their games so balls to that

 

[KentBlue]

How Portugals Mr Bean has not been twatted I do not know.

2 players with head injuries and hes still moaning trying to ref the game. One of them his own team mate ffs.

I cant honestly think of a bigger wanker in world football atm.

Agreed. I would love to pummel his weasel face into sawdust. Gets such a free reign from the officials.

 

[Bluesbrother]

I see the MUEN gave De Gea 1/10 for last nights showing.. Good lad Dave.

He wasn't that good

 

[gill_undrhill]

How Portugals Mr Bean has not been twatted I do not know.

2 players with head injuries and hes still moaning trying to ref the game. One of them his own team mate ffs.

I cant honestly think of a bigger wanker in world football atm.

This so true.

I saw at one point yesterday, he took a corner and nobody headed it in so he threw himself dramatically to the turf to show, no doubt, how much the club means to him. But the fact is its more energy wasted and as he has played about 500 games this season already, he shouldn't bother...

 

[west didsblue]

Can someone explain the new no-handball rule that only applies to Lindelof in the penalty area?

 

[Pell]

Brighton.

I would love to see them get a CL spot, but unfortunately City could be the team that stops it and in the process gives it to either United or Liverpool. Its a shame they got screwed over badly against Spurs.

 

[halfcenturyup]

Can someone explain the new no-handball rule that only applies to Lindelof in the penalty area?

It's a little known by-law in the match commander's rulebook that all PL rules are suspended if the team plays in red.

And other fans are beginning to pick up on it.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Has Ten Hag made them better? I’m not seeing it, they had a purple patch in January and February and now they’ve returned to the inconsistent form they were showing in the early part of the season. They’ve been dumped out of Europe by a team we smashed in the group stage all the while spending a lot of money on players that aren’t proving their worth. They will just about fall over the line, however teams like Liverpool and Chelsea will be better next year, how long before they start calling for Tent Peg’s head?

 

[deegee33]

Every fucking media outlet goes on and on about what a brilliant season ten bob has had. He has spent a small fortune on players like Antony, Casemiro, Martinez etc, plus all the players they bought in recent windows, and they have won a league cup (at home against shit teams) , done nothing in Europe and will probably get top 4 in a season where dippers Chelsea and spurs have been bobbins. The only notable achievement is to make Lindelof a better keeper than de gea

Lindalof certainly uses his hands more effectively.

 

[Stoned Rose]

I would be fucking overjoyed if these cunts lost out on top 4 and Ten Millimetres got jibbed for their 73rd rebuild.

 

[N1985]

How Portugals Mr Bean has not been twatted I do not know.

2 players with head injuries and hes still moaning trying to ref the game. One of them his own team mate ffs.

I cant honestly think of a bigger wanker in world football atm.

Gabriel Jesus is running him close at the minute