United Thread - 2022/23

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They may have a case… slab head probably isn’t actually a footballer under trade descriptions Legislation
Also don't see how Fernandes could have legally been under contract at Sporting when only human adults can sign a contract.
 
You watch, United will announce their takeover/buy-in after we have ripped them a new one next weekend, or if we do the Treble.
They still have a home game to play and fear the Zebra Pants army would descend on them when they announce they sold 3 million non voting shares to the National Rifle Association.
 
They still have a home game to play and fear the Zebra Pants army would descend on them when they announce they sold 3 million non voting shares to the National Rifle Association.
The NRA?
Big money transfers incoming:
A. Oakley - £80 million from Deadwood Stagers.
W. Earp - £70 million from Tombstone Town
J. James - £70 million from Missouri Maulers (though this player is worth £140 million so is in fact a bargain)
 
Making me laugh all these snivelling little rats claiming we’re going to smash them in the final etc etc, 99% of them saying that don’t believe it for one second, they think they’ll win it deep down (as they always do), just trying to cover their arses in case they don’t.
 
"back to the top table" they said on Sky commentary...

Just checked and they've won TWO knockout stage games since Fergie left!
One was against Olympiacos under Moyes and the other PSG bottled and also got stitched up by VAR in injury time.
 
I know Chelsea is shambolic but I have to say, I was impressed by them tonight.

It's probably not controversial to say that they'll potentially give us a far tougher game in the FA Cup than Inter could in the CL.
 
I know Chelsea is shambolic but I have to say, I was impressed by them tonight.

It's probably not controversial to say that they'll potentially give uhow comes a far tougher game in the FA Cup than Inter could in the CL.
How come some are saying they were fucking shit and will get murdered in the final
 
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"back to the top table" they said on Sky commentary...

Just checked and they've won TWO knockout stage games since Fergie left!
One was against Olympiacos under Moyes and the other PSG bottled and also got stitched up by VAR in injury time.
PSG.... that's the game where Rio held up what looked like a 1990s Sky TV agreement and made out it was Ole's contract and said he should sign it because "United are back baby"....... We all know how well that one aged!.
 
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