United Thread - 2022/23

[yankblue]

Sly Sports yellow ticker shouting that United are looking to sign Kane, Rice and Mason Mount this summer.

Yeah and I'm looking to have a threesome with Ana de Armas and Scarlett Johannsen

 

[Coljj]

PSG.... that's the game where Rio held up what looked like a 1990s Sky TV agreement and made out it was Ole's contract and said he should sign it because "United are back baby"....... We all know how well that one aged!.

That's the one... Hahaha! You forget because Ole has been underthe radar for a bit now.

But yeah they got knocked out by Barca in the next round losing both legs with an aggregate of 0-4.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

SCUM!!!

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

That's the one... Hahaha! You forget because Ole has been underthe radar for a bit now.

But yeah they got knocked out by Barca in the next round losing both legs with an aggregate of 0-4.

Yep, his time in the Swamp feels like a blur now, kinda like all those lockdowns!

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I know Chelsea is shambolic but I have to say, I was impressed by them tonight.

It's probably not controversial to say that they'll potentially give us a far tougher game in the FA Cup than Inter could in the CL.

Wouldn't put it past these cnuts to try and rough up our players before the CL final.

 

[FantasyIreland]

When this blatant cheating is given as a penalty......we have our work cut out.How this fucking rat continues to manipulate the game,and get away with it,is a fucking piss take.

 

[halfcenturyup]

Yeah and I'm looking to have a threesome with Ana de Armas and Scarlett Johannsen

Hey. Keep away from Scarlett. She's mine.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Need to make sure we don’t fall for the trap which happened in January with this lot. They literally brought City down to their level of play with the way they fake injury, roll around but then snidely kick the shit of the opposition as the ref lets them do it. They do have a quick break on them, we have played and contained two teams in Madrid and Bayern who can counter better than what United do.

There’s no pressure on them as no one seems to be giving them a chance. I hope our lads are not complacent and Pep gets them into the way of playing they have been doing since mid February of mechanically destroying teams.

 

[Gray]

We will not just be playing the rags at Wembley.

The media, pundits, officials, PL, FA will all be lined up to assist them.

I am dreading that match.

 

[nmc]

When this blatant cheating is given as a penalty......we have our work cut out.How this fucking rat continues to manipulate the game,and get away with it,is a fucking piss take.

Blatant dive but I’m guessing not a word from the media….Attwell is defiantly on the take. The biggest spenders in the PL with the highest wage bill need investment don’t you know.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

No Anthony for the final, they will have nobody for the right.

Well, they had nobody for the right with Anthony, but you know what I mean!

Rashford will have to pull wide and leaves the middle very light.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Trust me I know we are better than them but people saying we are going to smash them are probably sadly wrong. We are capable of course but I've never seen a more stuffy side than this lot. Add on the help they get from officials and it's not going to be a walk in the park.

City will beat them by at least three.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Jones was on around 80k a week (still incredible money) and they need to shift Maguire first
Who on earth is going to buy him and pay what he's earning at the rags?
The only way they're shifting him is a loan

Jones was a huge earner on £110k a week.

Maguire is £200k.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Need to make sure we don’t fall for the trap which happened in January with this lot. They literally brought City down to their level of play with the way they fake injury, roll around but then snidely kick the shit of the opposition as the ref lets them do it. They do have a quick break on them, we have played and contained two teams in Madrid and Bayern who can counter better than what United do.

There’s no pressure on them as no one seems to be giving them a chance. I hope our lads are not complacent and Pep gets them into the way of playing they have been doing since mid February of mechanically destroying teams.

Our system has completely changed since.

 

[paulchapo]

City will beat them by at least three.

I wish I had your confidence.

 

[dave_blue12]

They are shite.

Bring our B game and we win comfortably. No need for our A game against these clowns.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

I want us to give them the Watford treatment in the Final

 

[Kippax77]

Woke up this morning thinking how does Bruno Fernandes get away with being the ugliest cheating whinging feigning footballer the Premier league has ever seen, then I remembered he plays for Rags.
Absolute shit stain of a player that needs eradicating from the English game.
His performances should never be witnessed by the next generation, kids or we could lose the future integraty of the game forever.

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

When this blatant cheating is given as a penalty......we have our work cut out.How this fucking rat continues to manipulate the game,and get away with it,is a fucking piss take.

Will Howard Webb release the comms for this, will he fuck. We need to highlight this before the final and get in the mind of the ref. They know they will have fuck all possession but when they do they will hitting the ground faster than a speeding bullet trying to con the officials. Utter scum as usual

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Yeah and I'm looking to have a threesome with Ana de Armas and Scarlett Johannsen

There’d be nothing left for you, by the time I’ve finished bashing their botties!