United Thread - 2023/24

[cheekybids]

Ferdinand jumping over fences to escape drug testers.

Cantona attacking a fan.

Cantona charging more to appear in the munich fundraiser than the recipients recieved.

Neville

The hard shoulder shitter himself evading prosecution for a driving offence by claiming he had the shites.

Peeping Tom…

Peeping Tom shame of Reds chairman

MANCHESTER United chairman Martin Edwards has been cautioned by police over an alleged "peeping Tom" incident in the ladies' toilets of a luxury hotel.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

 

[domalino]

All they need to complete a legendarily bad week off and on the pitch is to announce that Old Trafford is made mostly of RAAC and may collapse at any point.

 

[TinFoilHat]

she does it ruined Clare's presenting career she only get graveyard shifts now

I think she lives in Derbyshire. She travels on my Matlock trains quiet frequently.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Rather disappointed that page 1000 of this thread came and went without at least one poster calling them SCUM!!!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Giant skip ?

I think that's OT

 

[KentBlue]

Now it seems open house on reporting the bad news.

I would have a bet that the source is Pisscan.

 

[marco]

Add Tommy Doc to the list,wasnt he at it with the club Doctor Mary Brown while his Mrs was sat at home,we could build a team with them all with reserves to

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I would have a bet that the source is Pisscan.

Wouldn't surprise really, he loves all the success to be credited to him, whilst distancing himself from the shit.

no wonder Rock of Gibraltar doesn't get mentioned !

 

[Mr Fraser]

I think she lives in Derbyshire. She travels on my Matlock trains quiet frequently.

Still traumatised?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Still traumatised?

Explains her white hair.