United Thread - 2023/24

[crazyg]

10 articles in the Daily United about United today.

As we all know, the English football media are the only thing keeping United relevant.

Just following the famous Oscar Wilde quotation:

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Married Robbo's fling with Sky girl. - Free Online Library

Free Online Library: Married Robbo's fling with Sky girl.(News) by "The Mirror (London, England)"; General interest

www.thefreelibrary.com

Didn’t his wife who was on crutches at the time locate both Robson and his bit on the side in some hotel room. She then proceeded to attack them both with the crutches.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Didn’t his wife who was on crutches at the time locate both Robson and his bit on the side in some hotel room. She then proceeded to attack them both with the crutches.

She did.

It maybe a false memory but I'm sure Tomlinson appeared as touchline reporter the next day with a bruised face?

 

[dadnlad]

Oohh....I didn't know that one.

she does it ruined Clare's presenting career she only get graveyard shifts now

 

[Bluesince1979]

Still we're getting this shite about 'it wouldn't have happened with GPC in charge'. No, it fucking would happen it's just that the press were handled/bullied. Everyone goes on about the story with Sharpe or Giggs or whoever it fucking was.....well, what about this lot during his time:

1. Giggs fucking his sister-in-law in the club hotel during away games.
2. Rooney holding them to ransom for more money.
3. Ferdinand shagging around behind his wife's back.
4. Neville.
5. Ferdinand hiring prostitutes for the player's Christmas party.
6. Rooney getting blow jobs at the player's Christmas party.
7. Scholes refusing to play then getting packed the week after.
8. Neville.
9. Prostituting the memory of the air disaster by allowing the banner to be monetised during the 50th anniversary.
10. Horse spunk leading to the Glazer's takeover.
11. Neville.

Ferdinand jumping over fences to escape drug testers.

Cantona attacking a fan.

Cantona charging more to appear in the munich fundraiser than the recipients recieved.

Neville

The hard shoulder shitter himself evading prosecution for a driving offence by claiming he had the shites.

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Didn’t his wife who was on crutches at the time locate both Robson and his bit on the side in some hotel room. She then proceeded to attack them both with the crutches.

Man Airport Hotel I think.

 

[cheekybids]

"Konopka had acknowledged that he served prison time for the offences, which he claimed were 'historical' and occurred about 30 years before he was sentenced. This would mean the crimes took place before he was associated with the club."

Oh, so that makes it alright then?!!

& completely rehabilitated himself before he went to the Rags…….

 

[malg]

Ferdinand jumping over fences to escape drug testers.

Cantona attacking a fan.

Cantona charging more to appear in the munich fundraiser than the recipients recieved.

Neville

The hard shoulder shitter himself evading prosecution for a driving offence by claiming he had the shites.

Christ, I missed some biggies there. I like your 4th point. Kudos....

 

[pride in battle]

The Glazers actually own a sizeable chunk of Trafford Park/Salford Quays. Over 40 acres of land. They own the freight terminal near the stadium as well. If someone with unlimited wealth, got hold of all of that, they could actually make something spectacular. This is something not often mentioned in the sale, but the Qatari's will be all over it.

Giant skip ?

 

[dadnlad]

Man Airport Hotel I think.

was it same night he was pissed up and ran out of petrol on m62 lol