United Thread - 2023/24

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That fucking spineless Pisscan lackey has an agenda, I'm positive on that. He is getting so much tv coverage in order to air his views that there has to be something going on between him and Sly.

Nobody outside of politics is given such free airtime to dictate to the masses like Ratboy. He basically sits there in his comfortable armchair, in the nice warm studio, surrounded by rag sycophants, and spews his bile to an audience of millions. Nobody there to contradict him, nobody to offer an alternate view, no balanced debate to let the viewers/listeners make up their minds. No. He has learnt well at feet of his idol, Pisscan. Fuck democracy, fuck anybody whose views differ to mine, contrary opinions will not be tolerated.
Why has a major tv broadcasting company like Sly, with its vile tentacles creeping ever wider, like some foul, demented James Bond-type megalomaniac, apparently happy to allow this ex-player to use his privileged position to bully and cajole the great unwashed - and pay him for it?

Cynical? Yes. But I really believe Sly are up to something sinister, with the willing assistance and approval of the shop steward himself.
Rather like Eva ordering champagne and organising a party in "Downfall"
 
Well well well, reading redcafe is rather fun sat here in the sun with a cold peroni, rack of ribs on the bbq and my doggy at my feet snoozing after a dip in his doggy pool to cool off...

I am not trivialising some of the issues they are having with players or ex members of staff. Indeed my post does not refer to those issues at all. They are serious and deserve to be treated as such. My post is about the glorious childish attitude and mindset of some of their more pathetic posters/fans on other subjects.

In the thread about Utd being the biggest failures in financial management of their club. I won't go into detail as one excerpt from their tear filled rants in that thread boil down to one comment "It's not fair" or "it is unfair". It is not fair our sound management of the academy is allowed to count in the finances.
The poor cherub is beside himself this is how finances are calculated. I for one am shocked and saddened a fellow fan of the beautiful game would impose his own arbitrary ideals of how all clubs finances are accounted for, sad times ladies and gents, sad times.

The second one is about how Ferran now gives us a voice at the top table "This should never have been allowed to happen" one of them proclaims. It reminds me of the arc in films where the bad guy gets news all their attempts to underhandedly stop the good guys attempts to succeed have failed. Just as they were sitting pretty feeling happy with their shenanigans.

The rival teams manager slamming his cap on the floor as the good guys hit the home run to win the world series after he had stuck a potato in their team bus exhaust in the hope they would be late for the game. The sneaky lawyer objecting to evidence of which they thought they had destroyed, an act that would get his guilty as sin client off the hook; as the prosecution whip out a copy they made before as the judge stares him down with a contemptuous withering look as he bangs his gavel in the prosecutions favour and his face and shoulders slump in defeat.

If it was not for you bitter utd fans this beer would not taste as sweet as it does, so cheers to you or more accurately, cheers to our management and to yours for widely differing reasons of course.

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Well well well, reading redcafe is rather fun sat here in the sun with a cold peroni, rack of ribs on the bbq and my doggy at my feet snoozing after a dip in his doggy pool to cool off...

I am not trivialising some of the issues they are having with players or ex members of staff. Indeed my post does not refer to those issues at all. They are serious and deserve to be treated as such. My post is about the glorious childish attitude and mindset of some of their more pathertic posters/fans on other subjects.

In the thread about Utd being the biggest failures in financial management of their club. I won't go into detail as one excerpt from their tear filled rants in that thread boil down to one comment "It's not fair" or "it is unfair". It is not fair our sound management of the academy is allowed to count in the finances.
The poor cherub is beside himself this is how finances are calculated. I for one am shocked and saddened a fellow fan of the beautiful game would impose his own arbitrary ideals of how all clubs finances are accounted for, sad times ladies and gents, sad times.

The second one is about how Ferran now gives us a voice at the top table "This should never have been allowed to happen" one of them proclaims. It reminds me of the arc in films where the bad guy gets news all their attempts to underhandedly stop the good guys attempts to succeed have failed. Just as they were sitting pretty feeling happy with their shenanigans.

The rival teams manager slamming his cap on the floor as the good guys hit the home run to win the world series after he had stuck a potato in their team bus exhaust in the hope they would be late for the game. The sneaky lawyer objecting to evidence of which they thought they had destroyed, an act that would get his guilty as sin client off the hook; as the prosecution whip out a copy they made before as the judge stares him down with a contemptuous withering look as he bangs his gavel in the prosecutions favour and his face and shoulders slump in defeat.

If it was not for you bitter utd fans this beer would not taste as sweet as it does, so cheers to you or more accurately, cheers to our management and to yours for widely differing reasons of course.

Funny they dont mind there ex chairmen now a board member who goes to every game sitting at the uefa table or the one who rushed through and set up ffp to help his club and him thinking it would stop us! Or him the other yanks getting together to influence the media premier league to accuse us of cheating!
 
10 articles in the Daily United about United today.

As we all know, the English football media are the only thing keeping United relevant.
When one of them is mentioned in the daily crime report or which one of them is scheduled for an appearance in court, does that qualify as an article?
 
Funny they dont mind there ex chairmen now a board member who goes to every game sitting at the uefa table or the one who rushed through and set up ffp to help his club and him thinking it would stop us! Or him the other yanks getting together to influence the media premier league to accuse us of cheating!
Well said that man. This can not be repeated enough imo. The lack of investigative journalism into that total corruption is something i'll never fully understand. The only one i have seen call this out is Samuels. At it's inception it may have been a genuine attempt to keep things in check but was very quickly hijacked for selfish and nefarious purposes by people who stood directly to suffer if we did well.

But but, they deserve it, something something organic/earned/deserved.
 
Do you know what they hate most? Compliments.

That's what I've done with them especially over the last 10 years.

Sunday just gone I told the lads in work that I though United played really well, Ten Hag is improving them, Martial was outstanding and they could be title challengers.

I didn't mean a single word of it obviously and it pissed them off at the same time because they didn't agree with any of it.
I've been doing that now for awhile, although I detest their club with a passion, some of these guys are lifelong mates, played football with them In high school and college. I try to boost them up by agreeing with their ridiculous stances and (sarcastically) agree with their sorrow.
On Saturday night I attended a banquet celebration of our state championship in football (soccer) from 1973. Our keeper who is a MASSIVE rag fanboy was rather obnoxiously drunk and decided to take a swing at me for a comment I made about ten hog, I ducked the punch and he slipped on a wet spot on the floor, I helped him up, brushed him off and then decked him.
In today's mail I received a subpoena, he's suing me for ruining his suit and damage to his reputation.
Rags, they really are a laugh a minute.
 
I've been doing that now for awhile, although I detest their club with a passion, some of these guys are lifelong mates, played football with them In high school and college. I try to boost them up by agreeing with their ridiculous stances and (sarcastically) agree with their sorrow.
On Saturday night I attended a banquet celebration of our state championship in football (soccer) from 1973. Our keeper who is a MASSIVE rag fanboy was rather obnoxiously drunk and decided to take a swing at me for a comment I made about ten hog, I ducked the punch and he slipped on a wet spot on the floor, I helped him up, brushed him off and then decked him.
In today's mail I received a subpoena, he's suing me for ruining his suit and damage to his reputation.
Rags, they really are a laugh a minute.
Your actions are referred to as 'doing an Antony'. You simply punched a right tit :D
 
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