United Thread - 2023/24

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I've been doing that now for awhile, although I detest their club with a passion, some of these guys are lifelong mates, played football with them In high school and college. I try to boost them up by agreeing with their ridiculous stances and (sarcastically) agree with their sorrow.
On Saturday night I attended a banquet celebration of our state championship in football (soccer) from 1973. Our keeper who is a MASSIVE rag fanboy was rather obnoxiously drunk and decided to take a swing at me for a comment I made about ten hog, I ducked the punch and he slipped on a wet spot on the floor, I helped him up, brushed him off and then decked him.
In today's mail I received a subpoena, he's suing me for ruining his suit and damage to his reputation.
Rags, they really are a laugh a minute.
Best of luck with that.
 
They were a force for good?! Fuck me! Haha

Bet he wishes they were Celtic now


Think he means that they were once quite good at setting the benchmark during the first decades of the PL, but then everybody else worked out how to do it better. They are now looking at teams like Brighton, in total awe.
 
I've been doing that now for awhile, although I detest their club with a passion, some of these guys are lifelong mates, played football with them In high school and college. I try to boost them up by agreeing with their ridiculous stances and (sarcastically) agree with their sorrow.
On Saturday night I attended a banquet celebration of our state championship in football (soccer) from 1973. Our keeper who is a MASSIVE rag fanboy was rather obnoxiously drunk and decided to take a swing at me for a comment I made about ten hog, I ducked the punch and he slipped on a wet spot on the floor, I helped him up, brushed him off and then decked him.
In today's mail I received a subpoena, he's suing me for ruining his suit and damage to his reputation.
Rags, they really are a laugh a minute.
The best defence (well better than anything Trump and his mates have come up with) is that in rising he slipped again and collided with your fist occasioning abrasions to your knuckles for which you are counter suing. Furthermore, he is a rag and deserves everything he gets.
 
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