In later news, but relevant as it continues the strand of responsibility extracted from the core of all old toilet staff, Useless Lingard has been banned from driving after his car was caught speeding and he failed to identify in time the person who was driving. Allegedly, he didn't receive the letter asking for the driver to be identified. Now the poor lamb - who's only played 60 minutes professional football this year - has to look for a new club hitching lifts.
What a pity that the **** didn't take that West Ham move when he could have done a year or 2 back.
Remind me - what was he chanting about us in the changing room when he had the briefest taste of success, once upon a time?
Once scum always scum.