United Thread - 2023/24

[The Shallyman]

Trial by social media seems far more detrimental to a playing career than actually being tried and acquitted of a crime.

social media influencers of the world, unite and take over.

Serves him right for being thick enough to get involved with them. When the money dried up, they came back and rinsed him properly.

Did United's doctor call bullshit on the claim that he fixed her loose breast implant for her? Sounds implausible.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

social media influencers of the world, unite and take over.

Serves him right for being thick enough to get involved with them. When the money dried up, they came back and rinsed him properly.

Did United's doctor call bullshit on the claim that he fixed her loose breast implant for her? Sounds implausible.

Not sure. You could try ringing their switchboard and asking to be put through to the relevant department…

 

[Centurions]

Bet they’re shitting their pants

"In after Forest", "Glazers out".

Does that make some sort of sense? The first part obviously, not the second.

 

[The Shallyman]

Not sure. You could try ringing their switchboard and asking to be put through to the relevant department…

Hi, can you put me through to the fake breast dislodgement dept please?

 

[malg]

You only mentioned Neville twice - that’s poor form!

Oy .....3 times.......that twat deserves 3

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

The bombshell today is that one of the 2 "new" victims reported it to the police in May 2022.

Which means that United sunk about €150m into a guy they knew was accused of rape and sexual assault, or they're so dumb they didn't do a basic background check.

Also, it's increidbly hard to imagine Eric ten Hag didn't know about this, which means he knowingly recruited him despite the serious allegations, which IMO if confirmed would make his position at the club untenable, let alone combining that with his support for Greenwood's reintegration, his outing of Sancho's mental health issues and his support for Overmars and Promes before taking the job.

Anthony is finished as a footballer in the PL as far as I can see and it's another heavy blow to their finances.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Anthony is finished as a footballer in the PL as far as I can see and it's another heavy blow to their finances.

Don’t think he ever got started in the Premier league never mind finished.

 

[01282]

Bet they’re shitting their pants

The key term in this article is further chaos and disruption. That implies they have already caused chaos and disruption. I maybe missing something here but I don't recall any chaos and disruption already happening.

Maybe MUST should start levelling some of the blame at Eric Ten Wanks, who clearly operates the same scouting network as Howard Kendall.ie He can only sign players who have played under him previously.

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

Anthony is finished as a footballer in the PL as far as I can see and it's another heavy blow to their finances.

I can’t understand why people on here are so pleased. Dropping Sancho and Anthony can surely only strengthen the team?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Anthony is finished as a footballer in the PL as far as I can see and it's another heavy blow to their finances.

Not so sure yet. Depends on the evidence and if he’s charged.