United Thread - 2023/24

[Mr Fraser]

They fucking love a statement don't they?

‘Jadon Sancho will remain on a personal training programme away from the first-team group, pending resolution of a squad discipline issue,’ a statement read.

Is he suspended from 1st team duties

 

[A590 blues]

Does he drive the A team van?

Ha ha I was thinking mystery machine

 

[Mr Fraser]

If Sancho was at Brighton, he'd be the first name on the team sheet, and he'd be smashing it every week. Clocking up ridiculous stats along the way. We've seen this shit before with Wilfred Zaha. As soon as they pull on that shirt, they become invisible. It's a curse.

Brighton would never sign the likes of sancho. Wobble la

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Shit mate, I just googled her, are you sure you didn’t mean to write MIDWLF ?

Seriously though, she is actually quite a pretty looking girl, what’s the opposite of BOBFOC ? is it FOBBOC ?

Explain those capitals. I’m struggling!

 

[yeah whatever !!]

They fucking love a statement don't they?

‘Jadon Sancho will remain on a personal training programme away from the first-team group, pending resolution of a squad discipline issue,’ a statement read.

How's this for a statement
SCUM...."Same Cunts Usual Mess"

 

[Dirty Harry]

Explain those capitals. I’m struggling!

Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch, gimme a shout if you need any help with the last one :-).

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch, gimme a shout if you need any help with the last one :-).

Ha. What’s MIDWLF?

 

[Dirty Harry]

Ha. What’s MIDWLF?

Mother I Definitely Wouldn’t like (to) F*ck.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Mother I Definitely Wouldn’t like (to) F*ck.

Of course it is. There was one photo where it was clear she was cold, and that’s all it took for me.

 

[jacko74]

- Sacks Ronaldo
- Sacks De Gea
- Strips Maguire of Captaincy
- Buys Antony
- Buys Mount
- Buys Onana
- Sends Sancho to the Mountains
- Loses 6:3 to City
- Loses 7:0 to Liverpool
- Loses 5:2 to Sevilla
- Loses 3:1 to Arsenal twice

Erik Ten Hag ladies and gents.

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The only thing I'd dispute there is he didn't sack Ronaldo... he caved into his demand to leave the club despite trying his best to appease him and get him to stay.