United Thread - 2023/24

[Colin Bells Boots]

Dear Mr Hag,
Harry can't come out to play this Saturday.

Yours,

Mrs Maguire.

or any other day either .

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

New Canteen… very progressive.

#mufc players are now leaving Carrington at around 2pm when they were previously free to depart at lunchtime. United are maximising their recently-refurbished canteen and new head chef Omar Meziane as part of Ten Hag's nutritional drive [@samuelluckhurst]

Luke Shaw might not welcome this news, especially if portion control is included.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Luke Shaw might not welcome this news, especially if portion control is included.

 

[Mr Fraser]

Dear Mr Hag,
Please can Harry come out to play this Saturday. He's a good boy

Yours,

Mrs Maguire.

 

[horlock_was_super]

New Canteen… very progressive.

#mufc players are now leaving Carrington at around 2pm when they were previously free to depart at lunchtime. United are maximising their recently-refurbished canteen and new head chef Omar Meziane as part of Ten Hag's nutritional drive [@samuelluckhurst]

Refurbished? I thought it was called a concession when Greggs took over the catering. At least the extra wide chair will be good value in the long run thanks to Luke.

 

[city2]

I thought only girls sat that close to a steering wheel.

Looks like he’s working on the side for Deliveroo

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Comedy.
It’s a complete shit show that club. It’s got no idea what it’s doing, what direction it’s going in and those within it just take the absolute piss like they don’t give a fuck about the place.

That pissed up old **** retiring was the best day bar our take over.

 

[Metal Biker]

Comedy.
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"Apologise for telling everyone you've been made out to be a scapegoat for our poor performances!

Until then, we'll treat you like a scapegoat and isolate you from the team, affecting our performances"

 

[Grassland Blue]

How's this for a statement
SCUM...."Same Cunts Usual Mess"

Very good.

 

[bridgeno1]

Guys apologies if I'm just a naieve Arsenal fan, not informed of the latest development of that club that absolutely has a divine right to win titles but I was informed by many United fans that they were 'back' and this season would be challenging for the PL title.

Obviously I've been told by Man Utd fans that they are the most knowledgeable fans and their club is the best and biggest in the world so I believed them. So is the current strategy of this magnificent club of impersonating an absolute fucking basket case of an establishment, aimed at lulling other teams into a false sense of security? Surely the Man Utd fans who promised me they were back and would be great again this year, they couldn't be wrong could they?

#confusedgooner