United Thread - 2023/24

[freshie]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

“5 star food hygiene, you’ll never sing that!”

 

[bladdered]

Manchester United: Club told to make 'major improvements' after one-star food hygiene rating

Manchester United take action after being told "major improvements" are needed to ensure food sold at Old Trafford is safe to eat.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[ancoats]

Old Trafford is falling down

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Old Trafford is falling down

Led by captain bruno.lol

 

[JASR]

Ha ha ha ha ha Louis Edwards woud be so proud
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Is this just a mixup?

It’s the football rating, not the food?

 

[Sid C]

“5 star food hygiene, you’ll never sing that!”

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Hmmmmm!

 

[jrb]

“The truth will come out, the truth will come out, oh ‘rotten meat’, the truth will come out!”

 

[Franny 1234]

Happy Friday everyone!

Merry Christmas and best wishes and peace and goodwill to all.

Except.

This bunch of fucking shit stained, debt ridden, vermin (of all kinds) infested, nostalgia wallowing, dickhead supported, irrelevant entities, 12 second conceding, mard arsed, deluded, diseased meat supplying ( I went to school in Salford at the time!), woman beating, gpc haunted, horse spunk victims, non Mancunian, dipper twinned, zebra pant wearing, click bait morons called nytid.

Them lot can fuck off, bastards one and all as Tiny Tim (Martinez) nearly said once I believe.
I hope all the pine needles fall off their Christmas tree's today, Santa is brought up to speed by the Pope before he sets off on Sunday, their turkeys (and I am not talking about their first team) are drier than the sahara during a heatwave in their Lidl dinner for one, their sprouts make them follow through, they all get Caramac selection boxes, their prosecco is flat, their Gran has a shave before visiting, their satsumas all have pips in and all their dogs have diarrhoea and shit on their living room carpets.

As you were my lovely Blu3S.

CTID.

Best to get things off your chest

 

[Uwe Already]

Christ, BBC excusing the hygiene rating already- “Man United act after one-star rating“ act as in trying to deny… https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67808736

 

[RodneyRodney]

No.
I do subscribe to his very informative school of thought though!

You & KB could collaborate on a book . . .

 

[Shirley]

Anyone have a pic of that rag banner saying how they make history and we ….?

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

 

[TonyM]

Why the long face?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Anyone have a pic of that rag banner saying how they make history and we ….?

Merry Christmas, enjoy their pain:-)

 

[CTID1977]

take it

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Ha ha ha ha ha Louis Edwards woud be so proud
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Difficult to see how they can’t be prosecuted under the Food Safety and Hygiene (England) Regulations 2013 for that. Medium culpability/high risk of harm means a huge fine. Given the club’s turnover, a quarter of a million quid would seem about right, less credit for a guilty plea (assuming they so plead).

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Christ, BBC excusing the hygiene rating already- “Man United act after one-star rating“ act as in trying to deny… https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67808736

Not sure why they think the inspection would have been carried out by the Food Standards Agency. It would surely have been environmental health officers from Trafford Council deploying the FSA rating scheme following the inspection.

The standard of journalism in this country is an absolute fucking joke.

 

[East Level 2]

Trafford Borough Council? That will confuse two types of supporter.

 

[Blue Floyd]

Difficult to see how they can’t be prosecuted under the Food Safety and Hygiene (England) Regulations 2013 for that. Medium culpability/high risk of harm means a huge fine. Given the club’s turnover, a quarter of a million quid would seem about right, less credit for a guilty plea (assuming they so plead).

Just remember whos eating the shite.