United Thread - 2023/24

[bluebc]

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Just been on rag cafe. Where on earth has this idea that somehow we are paying players salaries off the books come from. How do they think we are doing this?

I guess it was the revelation that KDB and Haaland are being paid minimum wage, yet driving around in Bentleys.

 

[SebastianBlue]

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Ah, mancity_official._

Definitely the genuine City account, that one.

 

[Gingers Dad]

I see this sad sack of shite have their media chums churning out the line that Gvardiol will become the most expensive defender in world football when he signs for us for..... 86 million. That is conveniently 1 mill more than a certain Easter Island statue cost.
I'm suprised they haven't added on his wages, train fare and subscription to Netflix to make him the world most expensive player.

I'm happy with anything that keeps Harry Maguire and what they paid for him in the news.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Just been on rag cafe. Where on earth has this idea that somehow we are paying players salaries off the books come from. How do they think we are doing this?

Why are we bothering breaking the law if everybody on the Internet knows about it?

 

[Gingers Dad]

Teamviewer is like a kaleidoscope. You look through it and point it at the rags players and it makes them look like a good team

That's an impressive piece of kit

 

[Gingers Dad]

they're not 'proper top reds' - where are the bucket hats?

On ebay

 

[Gingers Dad]

Those Paddy Power tweets are really funny

 

[Blue Til Death]

I wish he was a T-Rex. Then he’d stomp all our opponents into the ground.

He stomped Van Dick into the ground so he’s ok by me, despite his flailings :-)