United Thread - 2023/24

[RadcliffeRick]

As the rags failed UEFA ffp when are the pl due to do full investigation into the rags books.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Presumably FFP says it’s okay to have spent £1BILLION they didn’t have.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Presumably FFP says it’s okay to have spent £1BILLION they didn’t have.

VAR is checking....check complete.. red shirt so no offence!

 

[citizen_maine]

Presumably FFP says it’s okay to have spent £1BILLION they didn’t have.

It doesn't say it's ok, but it doesn't say it's not

 

[Blackley_Blue]

VAR is checking....check complete.. red shirt so no offence!

Probably gave them a penalty whilst they were checking.

 

[york away to this!]

A rag **** in rags

Does that make him a cunty rag, or a raggy ****?

 

[dadnlad]

shouldnt we have a thread title changed to brexit jims manchester united

 

[Gray]

Erm Red and Black stripes are ok though ;)

Crimson and Black.

 

[Gray]

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Why is he in his pyjamas?

 

[Blue Mist]

I'm not watching the award ceremony, I'm not going to waste my evening watching Tent Peg get Coach of the Year, Fernandez POTY, Casemiro Young POTY, the swamp best ground and best catering and Chelsea Jim Best Turncoat, sorry Newcomer

 

[simmo]

Currently top of the offsides in premier league - only thing they are consistently good at.

 

[mexico1970]

Man Utd want Kane-level striker as Ratcliffe targets FOUR big signings

The club were interested in Harry Kane over the summer and the British billionaire is ready to launch a bid for another elite striker

www.standard.co.uk

 

[Impeccable One]

Man Utd want Kane-level striker as Ratcliffe targets FOUR big signings

The club were interested in Harry Kane over the summer and the British billionaire is ready to launch a bid for another elite striker

www.standard.co.uk

Re-read that shit 8 times, and still can’t find the sentence … “we haven’t got a pot to piss in until we sell some of our overpaid overrated shit that nobody wants unless we pay 1/2 their salary”

 

[Vienna_70]

Does that make him a cunty rag, or a raggy ****?

Both?

 

[Bluekiwi]

Why is he in his pyjamas?

Obviously an overnight flight.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Man Utd want Kane-level striker as Ratcliffe targets FOUR big signings

The club were interested in Harry Kane over the summer and the British billionaire is ready to launch a bid for another elite striker

www.standard.co.uk

No shit. But to get a Kane-level striker, you've got to be a Kane-level team.

 

[danielwood5]

the thing is the way both them and liverpool , you would think they had been at the top since football started and it had never changed since, both of them had successful periods one in the 80s and one in the 90s and that is it, both teams have been relegated in the past and both teams have had periods in the doldrums, it could be argued that liverpool have had one since there last good period in the 80s with one title in 35 years and that the rags with one in ten are slap bang in the middle of one so the level of entitlement their fans have is astonishing.

I would love someone to challenge spitty or ratboy or schmeichel and say explain why that is where they belong, what about these clubs suggest that they belong at the top or conversely that our period of dominance and history closely matches their so can we realistically say that city and also chelsea also belong at the top forever?

Both red cheeks need to realise that their glory days of the mid to late 1900s are long gone and it's the 21st century now.

 

[citytill1die84]

Man Utd want Kane-level striker as Ratcliffe targets FOUR big signings

The club were interested in Harry Kane over the summer and the British billionaire is ready to launch a bid for another elite striker

www.standard.co.uk

Ye good luck finding another Kane because it doesn't exist lol

Fucking muppets

 

[danielwood5]

Ye good luck finding another Kane because it doesn't exist lol

Fucking muppets

I can't believe no other club has thought that buying a really good striker could improve the team, that's some real out of the box thinking from Tax Cheat Jim.

 

[Blue Llama]

| André Onana is currently stranded 150 miles from Cameroon's AFCON fixture against Guinea, which kicks off at 17:00 GMT today. [Sports Vibes]

Fella can’t even catch a flight

What happened to the private jet the media told us he was getting straight after the spuds game. More turd polishing or did their credit run out half way there?