United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

The rags seems to be in a rinse repeat pattern.

Pre season hyped to fuck.

Lose a few early PL games embarrassingly.

Go on undefeated streak. Media hype them to beat us.

We smash them.

End up in Thursday Night cup. Knocked out by Harry Maguire.

PiGMOL work hard to keep them relevant. Fucking over any team that looks like knocking them out of a CL place.

Get humiliated in a cup final by us after another easy draw to get there.

 

[dadnlad]

If these jokers scrape past Palace tonight will they reckon they have turned the corner?
Again

woy it's a pleasure to get beat by this manchester united team
yeah right

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Heard Woy on Talkshite this morning and he said its going to be a much changed Palace team as he's got bigger fish to fry. So a Palace win then!

Did he say what bigger fish ?

 

[mattcity5]

Re Sancho...

What has he actually done that's that bad? He's now "banished" from training. I know this is a bit soft, but in this day and age has he not got some kind of case for bullying in the workplace? Any other place of work and he probably would have.

Ten Hag seems to want to act the big tough man but he seems to be doing it by picking on a kid.

Long may they continue to fall apart and self destruct.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Jaded being banned from the canteen makes me think Tent Peg thinks he's the one leaking to the press.

I think he's got the wrong rag bastard for that. Sancho isn't clever enough.

 

[Kippax77]

Re Sancho...

What has he actually done that's that bad? He's now "banished" from training. I know this is a bit soft, but in this day and age has he not got some kind of case for bullying in the workplace? Any other place of work and he probably would have.

Ten Hag seems to want to act the big tough man but he seems to be doing it by picking on a kid.

Long may they continue to fall apart and self destruct.

From day one he's trying to be old school piss can.
He's keeping on the right side of whisky nose in everything he does

 

[jamesha]

Re Sancho...

What has he actually done that's that bad? He's now "banished" from training. I know this is a bit soft, but in this day and age has he not got some kind of case for bullying in the workplace? Any other place of work and he probably would have.

Ten Hag seems to want to act the big tough man but he seems to be doing it by picking on a kid.

Long may they continue to fall apart and self destruct.

Sancho has form for being a twat and is obviously also stupid. United backed Ten Bob against club legend Ronaldo so they were obviously also going to back him against an underperforming w(h)inger who has little credit in the bank.
It's a truly stupid situation for all parties to get into. When Cancelo was being a bell-end he was shipped out on loan quickly and, despite some of concerns expressed on here, it was a brilliant decision which helped set us up for the treble win.
They really are the gift that keeps giving!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Jaded being banned from the canteen makes me think Tent Peg thinks he's the one leaking to the press.

I think he's got the wrong rag bastard for that. Sancho isn't clever enough.

They’ve probably forgotten to delete Pogba from their WhatsApp chat.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

nited backed Ten Bob against club legend Ronaldo

I have Rags tell me this. Ronaldo did a global shock jock news programme as he wanted to get out of his contract. It was nothing to do with Tent Peg

 

[JASR]

United backed Ten Bob against club legend Ronaldo

did they?

He stopped playing, and within a week+ came back and was given the captaincy by Ten Hag. Hardly backing up by the club! Few months later he effectively makes his position untenable with his Piers Moron interview.