United Thread - 2023/24

[Vienna_70]

I heard on the news this morning that the rags "thrashed" West Ham.

Since when has 3-0 been a thrashing?

Four or five, I’d agree, but three?

Mind you, it is the rags, so why should we expect anything different?

 

[Vienna_70]

I mean, if Kalvin Phillips is his competition he'll walk into the squad lol.

Who, Kalvin?

 

[Ysabel 123]

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Rico Lewis is the same age as these lads!

Rico Lewis has won The Champions League, The Premier League, The FA Cup, The Uefa Super Cup and The Fifa World Cup

The 3 United lads have one league cup medal between them!

There are levels to this game!

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

I heard on the news this morning that the rags "thrashed" West Ham.

Since when has 3-0 been a thrashing?

Four or five, I’d agree, but three?

Mind you, it is the rags, so why should we expect anything different?

Since they were expecting to lose 2-0 ‘cause they’re shite?

 

[I'm With Stupid]

had the radio on for a while last night - already talking about Mainoo getting in the England squad ffs.

Yep, I was watching a talksport video about Kalvin Phillips joining West Ham and they were talking about the competition he’s got in midfield for England. Rice, Henderson and Mainoo came up. So a regular, a retiree and someone who’s never even played for them.

Forgot to mention, the not-good-enough-to-be-a-fullback-but-we’ve-got-to-fit-him-in-somewhere fella at Liverpool was also brought up. Rico ‘regular for the treble winners’ Lewis not mentioned, of course.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

United still have Liverpool and Arsenal to play at Old Toilet they'll have a major say of where the title will end up.

Yep, how badly they lose could have a major impact on goal difference come the end of the season.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

United still have Liverpool and Arsenal to play at Old Toilet they'll have a major say of where the title will end up.

The rags will be going all out for another 0 - 0 win.

 

[Longballutd]

 

[chedinho]

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That would be perfect if Foden was shooting the sitting ducks.

 

[the blue panther]

Yep, I was watching a talksport video about Kalvin Phillips joining West Ham and they were talking about the competition he’s got in midfield for England. Rice, Henderson and Mainoo came up. So a regular, a retiree and someone who’s never even played for them.

Forgot to mention, the not-good-enough-to-be-a-fullback-but-we’ve-got-to-fit-him-in-somewhere fella at Liverpool was also brought up. Rico ‘regular for the treble winners’ Lewis not mentioned, of course.

Also, they must have forgotten that, on his England debut, the quintuple winning teenager Rico Lewis was man of the match.

 

[BrianW]

Tours of Old Trafford will now be managed by a new contractor - English Heritage. The reason for this is that they have intensive experience in managing public access to old ruins.

 

[Protein Junkie]

The Habitually hobbled Hobbit.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I wonder if Sir Dave's "small gains" are kicking in already?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

had the radio on for a while last night - already talking about Mainoo getting in the England squad ffs.

Just looked him up - since 2022 he has had 10 PL starts and scored a goal - he is truly the new jizzy-jazzy

I’d bet he’ll be in the next squad as Ghana are trying to tempt him to represent them.

 

[deano ou812]

I’d bet he’ll be in the next squad as Ghana are trying to tempt him to represent them.

This,there’ll be a media drive for this if he played for us,Chelsea,spurs or arsenal even there’d be no mentions of him anywhere near the England set up ..

 

[Invisible Man's Bandage]

The Telegraph have just put up an article saying that Sir Jim RatFace wants to make the Swamp the Wembley of the North with a 90k capacity.

The cheeky **** wants public money to do it though by tapping into Levelling Up money.

Fuck off and put your hand in your pocket, you cheapskate twat.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

The Telegraph have just put up an article saying that Sir Jim RatFace wants to make the Swamp the Wembley of the North with a 90k capacity.

The cheeky **** wants public money to do it though by tapping into Levelling Up money.

Fuck off and put your hand in your pocket, you cheapskate twat.

Classic billionaire. All the money in the world but always want public money to fund their 'investments.'

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

This,there’ll be a media drive for this if he played for us,Chelsea,spurs or arsenal even there’d be no mentions of him anywhere near the England set up ..

He probably is better than “Hendo“ though.

 

[City Mike 1969]

The Telegraph have just put up an article saying that Sir Jim RatFace wants to make the Swamp the Wembley of the North with a 90k capacity.

The cheeky **** wants public money to do it though by tapping into Levelling Up money.

Fuck off and put your hand in your pocket, you cheapskate twat.

Jesus wept... they were given it, rent free, for nowt in the first place - for lying about coming from Manchester, changing the colour of their shirts and agreeing to become the Red Bull Salzberg of their day by providing a crowd for their benefactor's (sugar daddy) brewery product.

Since then they've had it tarted up with taxpayer's money, twice.

In short, fuck off and pay for it yourselves you cheap shitcunts.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

The Telegraph have just put up an article saying that Sir Jim RatFace wants to make the Swamp the Wembley of the North with a 90k capacity.

The cheeky **** wants public money to do it though by tapping into Levelling Up money.

Fuck off and put your hand in your pocket, you cheapskate twat.

State backed bastards