United Thread - 2023/24

[Franny 1234]

Went for a span and egg barm today, 3 women I know serving in the sandwich shop, 1 City and 2 United fans. The 2 United women were saying here`s the bloody City fan. I said to the 2 United fans that I only come in here for my span and egg barm if I`m hungry. If I came in everytime you mugs lost I`d be too fat to get through the fucking door.

Have it

Barm surely not
IT'S A MUFFIN

 

[AColdNightInStoke]

RIP Lady Ferguson - I wish all the family well. Football is just football at the end of the day.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

All the "get in" and "get in my son" comments (do people really still say such shite?)

 

[Ted_Bovis]

All the "get in" and "get in my son" comments (do people really still say such shite?)

Don’t forget they’re all cockneys.

 

[johnnytapia]

So sorry to hear this news.

So sorry to hear this news.

Why? Did you know her?

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Can't believe the amount of people on here who've watched that Beckham shite.

Pure PR bollocks for Brand Beckham.

He’s as thick as shit
She’s thick as shit

Their lives are all bullshit for marketing themselves.

The ‘Documentary’ is clearly to push them back into the spotlight.

I have absolutely zero interest in those talentless bastard cretinous morons.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Pure PR bollocks for Brand Beckham.

He’s as thick as shit
She’s thick as shit

Their lives are all bullshit for marketing themselves.

The ‘Documentary’ is clearly to push them back into the spotlight.

I have absolutely zero interest in those talentless bastard cretinous morons.

A 45 word rant says otherwise.

Lol

 

[jrb]

Pure PR bollocks for Brand Beckham.

He’s as thick as shit
She’s thick as shit

Their lives are all bullshit for marketing themselves.

The ‘Documentary’ is clearly to push them back into the spotlight.

I have absolutely zero interest in those talentless bastard cretinous morons.

But erm, erm has got golden balls. Ask Posh and Rebecca Loos.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

A 45 word rant says otherwise.

Lol

45 more words than those morons know without the help of a marketing person.

I have seen people commenting today on Facebook etc about how they’re an amazing couple and how she has forgiven him for cheating on her etc. I will not watch this drivel but I can’t believe people are stupid enough tho think this entire program isn’t totally set up.

Possibly never has an affair etc.
if he did and he cheated then it’s even more sad

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

45 more words than those morons know without the help of a marketing person.

I have seen people commenting today on Facebook etc about how they’re an amazing couple and how she has forgiven him for cheating on her etc. I will not watch this drivel but I can’t believe people are stupid enough tho think this entire program isn’t totally set up.

Possibly never has an affair etc.
if he did and he cheated then it’s even more sad

You sound invested.