United Thread - 2023/24

[I'm With Stupid]

Remember that PL league game they won convincingly this season?


No, me neither.

Their goal difference is -3. That's actually 2 worse than Brentford even after today.

 

[heatonblue]

Anyone else not really arsed they won?

I am

 

[Blue and still suffering]

The problem is that too many teams think they can turn up at the Swamp and win. You can't take anything for granted!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

They didn't do that did they??

It was on par with that time Liverpool scraped a last minute equaliser at home to (soon to be relegated) West Brom amd Klopp ran in front of the Kop doing that fist pump thing he does

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

I am

Me too. Just irritated though really. The turd that won't flush.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

They've done us a favour without knowing it, and probably if you asked they'd deny it, but they've sent Brentford fans home feeling much the same way we went home when Brentford last called at The Etihad. So suck it up, you Bees!

 

[Gazza]

A guy's dog gets run over by a bin wagon, there's blood and guts everywhere, but a small bottle falls from the bin wagon at his feet. He opens the bottle and a genie says " I can grant you one wish, what will it be master?"
"I'd like you to fix my dog", says the man
The genie replies " I'm not sure master, there's bits of dog all over the place, look there on the lamp-post, there on the road and there in the grid".
"Ok" said the man, "Make man united into a Premier League force"
"Let's have another look at that dog" said the genie

boom boom tush.

 

[1961_vintage]

If it gives a grieving old fella a bit of comfort in his hour of need, then where's the harm.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

It wasn't you it was me, I turned it on and literally 3 seconds later the twat scored the winner.

It always happens to me but even by my usual standards that was just ridiculous.

I promise I won't tune into anymore of their games from now on unless they're at least 3-0 down with 30 seconds remaining.

Same for me with the radio. Ahh well, another night of self-flagellation it is then…

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Same for me with the radio. Ahh well, another night of self-flagellation it is then…

I’ve always wanted to manage a night of self-fellation…