United Thread - 2023/24

[jacko74]

So surely if Jim the Saviour wants to buy further stakes in united (even though he can't actually afford this one out of his own money) then it's going to be in his best interest for the club to remain shit and the share price to remain depressed?

 

[Nellies left peg]

Only the rags could be bought out by sir Jimmy

 

[I'm With Stupid]

So surely if Jim the Saviour wants to buy further stakes in united (even though he can't actually afford this one out of his own money) then it's going to be in his best interest for the club to remain shit and the share price to remain depressed?

Yep, you'd think he'd be able to afford it with the 4 billion he saved by being a tax-dodging ****. Personally, I wouldn't let him back in the country. Want to move to Monaco? Fine, stay there.

 

[jacko74]

Rat boy has finally had his say on yesterday’s news. His non-negotiables? Who the fuck does he think he is?

Given the fact that Neville now has his united themed Trafford hotel he effectively has a financial interest that hinges on the club being relevant and successful... so on that basis how can he remain an "impartial" commentator?

 

[Mikejl]

He hasn't got a fucking clue about football. OGC Nice are in a complete and utter mess.

It's got so bad a player tried to jump off a bridge last month. I'm not even joking

He hasn't got a fucking clue about football - He's definitely a Rag then

 

[waspish]

Haha first positive from Ratcliffe is he is going to make it a 90k and revamp the stadium! So another 15k added to the sardine shithole! Yeah that will happen!?

 

[lancs blue]

Haha first positive from Ratcliffe is he is going to make it a 90k and revamp the stadium! So another 15k added to the sardine shithole! Yeah that will happen!?

City need to get in quickly and buy up some of the terraced houses on the other side of the railway line because that's the only direction that they can expand significantly without demolishing the whole shit-tip and starting from scratch.

 

[havefaith]

In a world of turmoil (to put it mildly) its good to see some thing will never change and even better that the masses are finally seeing it :-)

 

[havefaith]

That was a great watch - a very unhappy man - he missed out on his Crispy Duck at the Chinese Restaurant when he headed the news about Sir Jim's success.

Great way to start the week :-)

 

[KentBlue]

The nights are drawing in, there is a chill in the air and people are scraping ice from their car windscreens first thing in the morning. Autumn has been and gone and now the cold, cruel winter is upon us and everybody is turning the heating up a notch or two. But City fans (and many non-City fans) can sit back and relax, we can all enjoy the warm glow of the karma that is now enveloping that festering, stagnant pit of poison called the swamp.
We can put our feet up and lie back in our comfy armchairs and allow our minds to drift back in time: back to a time when we were a 'small club with a small mentality,' when we were told we'd achieve nothing 'in his lifetime,' and they even put up a huge banner mocking our lack of success. A time when we were mocked by the people at Sly Snorts because Buzzer told them all in no uncertain terms that the tide will turn.

It has turned...and some.


Now you raggy bastards can have your own winter of discontent. Your tears of anguish will be like a fucking monsoon once you realise the tables have turned for good.

SCUM.