United Thread - 2023/24

[Grassland Blue]

They’re pissing and moaning about their weekend fixture. 8pm kick off Saturday pushed back from Sunday 2:30. CL on Tuesday.

Cant see what they’re fucking moaning about really. They’ve had their game put back a day.

Their fans from the home counties won't be able to get back, well, home.....

 

[LongsightM13]

I’m up for a Nitid theme Park.
PED Evasion
Sit in a lifelike changing room and your task is to disappear before the nasty Drug testers reach you.
Punch and Judy
Virtual game where Judy is given a boyfriend. Negotiate various scenarios without beating up your girl.Choose from Ryan,Mason or Clayton.
Bumper Cars
Try and hit as many traffic signs as you can whilst driving a top range super car. Toilets can be found on the hard shoulder.
Water Scchute
Sit in our life like stand operated by Steve McLaren and avoid getting soaked.
Pets Corner
Come and Feed our friendly Rodents Gary and Bruno.

Tickets must be bought in advance and be valid for the whole season. If your experience does not meet your satisfaction then please proceed to the Green and Gold tent.

Superb
I’d also add the Martin Edwards ladies toilet limbo contest, and the Rock of Gibraltar donkey derby

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Came on here to have a good laugh at the expense of this shitstain of a club.

You came to the right place!

 

[the blue panther]

What do you get if you buy 18% of a scum football club?





Scum.

 

[LongsightM13]

What do you get if you buy 18% of a scum football club?





Scum.

And it all started because Lord McSnooty the champagne socialist was greedy for the proceeds of horse cum

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Superb
I’d also add the Martin Edwards ladies toilet limbo contest, and the Rock of Gibraltar donkey derby

Plus the Marcus Rashford Coconut Shy.

Throw the ball as hard as you can without aiming and see how many coconuts you can hit.

 

[jacko74]

I know nothing about high-finance, and even less about what is going on at that cesspit, but the media have really turned the whole Qatari thing into a positive for their favourites, again. You would not know that Sheik Jizz turning his back on the rags has had a negative effect on them, far from it.

As has been said before, the rag media are just an extension of the rag fans, echoing whatever the fans are saying and want to hear.

If Qatar had bought them the narrative would be all positive and good news with not one mention of State Ownership, SportsWashing etc etc

 

[cookster]

Just waiting for Ineos to sponsor them for 200m a season with the PL and UEFA saying fuck all.

 

[LongsightM13]

Just waiting for Ineos to sponsor them for 200m a season with the PL and UEFA saying fuck all.

Ineos are a petrochemical company. So would that be ‘dirteh oil moneh’?

 

[LongsightM13]

Plus the Marcus Rashford Coconut Shy.

Throw the ball as hard as you can without aiming and see how many coconuts you can hit.

He’ll be selling fishfinger butties at the food stalls