United Thread - 2023/24

[Grassland Blue]

So, my 8 year old son was telling me about his day at school.

He had R.E. for an hour, and they learnt all about Marcus Rashford.

Just let that sink in for a moment...

R.E.

Marcus Rashford.

Well he is akin to a saint I suppose.
St. Marcus of fishfinger I think they call him.

 

[Grassland Blue]

The rags are hoping to potentially raise £100m to boost their transfer fund by selling 3 players.
Apparently Easter island head is valued at £40m and Fred and Elanga at £30m each!
Even at 10% of those valuations the rags would still be doing well to offload them!
Who writes this rubbish?

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

So, my 8 year old son was telling me about his day at school.

He had R.E. for an hour, and they learnt all about Marcus Rashford.

Just let that sink in for a moment...

R.E.

Marcus Rashford.

I was going to say you should write to the school to complain, but probably Ofsted or the police would be better.

 

[Super-Barwuah]

Hope they don’t get Onana, he’s an upgrade on de Gea isn’t he.
Pisses me off that decent players still want to sign for these cunts. Why not go to Chelsea, Juve, Bayern, anyone but these fucking shits.

He's good with his feet but he reminds me a of fabian bartez a lot its gonna be fun watching utds fans have nightmares watching this guy play
golden gloves de gea emoji tweet is interesting aswell ...only time will tell with this signing

 

[deegee33]

The rags are hoping to potentially raise £100m to boost their transfer fund by selling 3 players.
Apparently Easter island head is valued at £40m and Fred and Elanga at £30m each!
Even at 10% of those valuations the rags would still be doing well to offload them!
Who writes this rubbish?

Realistically, I can see the rags getting 30m for Easter island, 15m for Fred and 8m for Elanga. That's more than fair, but a bit more real than less 5m for the lot.
I detest the rags even more than my ex father-in-law, but he taught me how to golf intelligently, which helped me to think rationally.
Please, let's not turn into these Cunts, they are convinced Mason Mount will win them something.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Have they won the league yet?

Patience, it's not the end of August for 7 weeks or so yet.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Realistically, I can see the rags getting 30m for Easter island, 15m for Fred and 8m for Elanga. That's more than fair, but a bit more real than less 5m for the lot.
I detest the rags even more than my ex father-in-law, but he taught me how to golf intelligently, which helped me to think rationally.
Please, let's not turn into these Cunts, they are convinced Mason Mount will win them something.

Perhaps I exaggerated, just a tad, with my comment.
I can't help myself sometimes.
I don't like the way that the media perpetually 'big them up' and belittle City - so I do my level best to redress the balance.
Obviously the 3 players mentioned are worth nore than £10m (not £5m) but (for example) is their club worth oiro £6bn - really?

 

[give it to gordon]

So, my 8 year old son was telling me about his day at school.

He had R.E. for an hour, and they learnt all about Marcus Rashford.

Just let that sink in for a moment...

R.E.

Marcus Rashford.

This is a joke ?

 

[bluenova]

This is a joke ?

Not a joke.

He's a Christian, and he has done some good things.

He's pretty much a shit Jesus.

 

[Koniec]

So, my 8 year old son was telling me about his day at school.

He had R.E. for an hour, and they learnt all about Marcus Rashford.

Just let that sink in for a moment...

R.E.

Marcus Rashford.

For an hour? 5 minutes should cover it at best.