United Thread - 2023/24

[BlueFurn]

That could be the Ghost train ride.

Poor bugger.
Bet even his Mum wanted her money back!
Ok, Halloween approaching.,,

 

[cookster]

Ineos are a petrochemical company. So would that be ‘dirteh oil moneh’?

White Oil Money is fine, it's filthy Arab Oil Money that's the issue.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

I’m up for a Nitid theme Park.
PED Evasion
Sit in a lifelike changing room and your task is to disappear before the nasty Drug testers reach you.
Punch and Judy
Virtual game where Judy is given a boyfriend. Negotiate various scenarios without beating up your girl.Choose from Ryan,Mason or Clayton.
Bumper Cars
Try and hit as many traffic signs as you can whilst driving a top range super car. Toilets can be found on the hard shoulder.
Water Scchute
Sit in our life like stand operated by Steve McLaren and avoid getting soaked.
Pets Corner
Come and Feed our friendly Rodents Gary and Bruno.

Tickets must be bought in advance and be valid for the whole season. If your experience does not meet your satisfaction then please proceed to the Green and Gold tent.

What? No David Beckham, pin the one trick on the pony?

 

[shroom]

One of those ones with all the funny mirrors that distort your features? We could call it the Phil Jones hall of mirrors.

this is very very Warhol

 

[glauberbertistossedshirt]

With attractions called Oblivion, Hex and The Runaway Train, it looks like alton towers may have taken all the best names for rides at a rag theme park. Still, it won't be long before Ten Hag becomes their next Wicker Man....

 

[glauberbertistossedshirt]

this is very very Warhol

I know he made a film called "Bl*wjob" but didnt know he made one called Bum Hole

 

[freshie]

Meanwhile in Cloud Cuckoo Land…
‘YOU STOLE IT ALL’ (including our banner)

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Joel Glazer has it

 

[Bollo]

Jim’ll Fix It’s Ineos Group and the Rags are both large manufacturers of plastics.

 

[jrb]

Out go the Zebra pants, income the Jim'll Fix It outfits.

 

[jrb]

Jim Shite has morphed into.... ("You did it Jim!")

Jim Shite.